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I've finished season 4.... I'm finding it difficult to not read this entire thread right now.....

this statement is what just made me decide that i might also be unlucky. While walking to work (which is LITERALLY less than a block away) this winter, I slipped on a patch of ice. Normally, you get that second of unsteadiness. Not me. I was walking, then i was laying on the ground... didn't even have a chance. I think that qualifies for unlucky. + landlord from hell and all the other random shit.... here's one - when i was younger, I went to bed and woke up with 2 shards of metal embedded on the inside of my eyelid.

I made him a sammich once.... he hasn't asked for one since. yeah, you would think the kitchen fires would get me.... no, i dropped a can of beans and on the way down the sharp part of the lid cut my thumb...

jagr is always very insightful.

I cut my thumb on a can of beans

oh come on... i thought that was a great non-biased summary of the "Today" thread... you dont think so?

I woulda volunteered but it was too far away I'm in a league and i'm terrible! I had to go to a batting range to convince myself to keep my eyes open when I swing

Rockstar & Bagels. ok, ok.... what are you doing riiiiight NOW!

really? Kay was the girl that came on here and was asking people for rides, and then proceeded to help in the creation of a thread that many refer to as an 'epic' thread taking myspace style photos of herself and her messy room....

"Twilight is just crap. Abstainance vampires. What a load of poop. Myers is a hack." ^^^ I just read this quote in someone's sig.... there's no sex in these vampire movies and they're still selling? wtf?

Free stuff brings all kinds of people out!!!

my grampa gets on the computer and sometimes i think he is going to join OR bc he reads the stickers on my bike

I remembered, but i'm like an elephant.

I think if you win, and use the tickets, and you didn't volunteer, you should be rick rolled. jussayin

hahaha, good job on not tapping that then. Its gonna be hard for her to ride on the back of people's bikes with that belly in the way.

Sorry kiddo You deserve better than her.... does she have an account here?

I just wanted to put this in quotes bc of how many times this has been (stupidly) said. It makes me laugh that just bc people have popped a baby out (caused a baby to be popped out) that they suddenly have 'parenting skillz'. On a seperate note, i'll play devil's advocate here (only a little, bc i think this is inappropriate as well). What do you guys find the most offensive? The clothing, the dancing, or the music? What if it was just one of the things? What if they were in baggy jeans and a t-shirt but still doing these dance moves, is that ok? OR what about if they were still wearing these outfits but doing a tamer dance to "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" ?

me too

got it, thanks!