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Yeah, I'm out of the hospital and semi-mobile. I walk like a 95 year old bc all my joints are stiff from the bloating, and my kidney hurts like a mofo... but other than that, just trying to keep the liquids coming and the fever down.

I thought I would share a story, its mildly entertaining to me... I was supposed to be in Myrtle beach this weekend, but Thursday, pain and fever struck. I ended up in the ER waiting room by 8:30PM, and finally taken to a room by 12:15PM. The entire time I was waiting, I was folded over in pain and had a fever of at least 100.9. They ran some tests, decided I had a 5mm kidney stone, a severe kidney infection caused by the kidney stone, and they were pretty confident I had a blood infection too because the kidney stone was blocking everything. Suck. So over the next 48 hours, I have pain, fever (up to 102), ridiculously low blood pressures (as low as 70/42), surgery, and so many bags of fluid pumped into me, I couldn't begin to guess a number. The "interesting" part. While I was under anesthesia, I had a dream I was riding my motorcycle. Then suddenly, I wake up in the OR. If that doesn't scare the shit outta ya, I don't know what does. Although, waking up from surgery thinking you crashed in a motorcycle accident is not favorable, it does bring you out quickly, so I think I'm thankful for it. Anyway, I'm home now, 18lbs heavier than when I left for the ER (damn fluids), my kidney hurts, and I have to wear boys shorts bc I don't fit into any of my own clothing. lol. So in general, sorry to the people who I told I would show up to the bike nights, then didn't... hope you can forgive me... if not, I don't like you anyway.

welcome! i was a little out of it this morning and I thought you were trying to spell insomnia with your sn and you just failed... clearly the fail was on my part

u girls are sweet you guys... I don't know what you are... we'll go with interesting for right now.

wtf happened here???

those kids dont have a disease, they're just rotten little funny jerkfaces using it as an excuse. Since when do people yell "Jen gives head" when they have a tik.

runnin late... i went shopping for a few items and found a sale rack... me=fail at being on time.

sweet... good job to the organizers of the event too

glad you're alive too. My sister chased down a van that almost ran her off the road. 4 qtips got out of the van apologizing... old people... seriously though, it sucks when you're about to yell at the person then you realize its like your gramma.

Its hot already. I rode about an hour this morning, the end of my ride started to get a little uncomfy...

ha! that's funny... now guys, what you want to do is find out who is buying them, give them a couple weeks to get good, then pay them a visit!

Oh, I did.

Where were YOU the day that ninjanick went down??? Nick, this is an event that will go down in history, like all of the other big ones... pearl harbor, sept 11th, the day ninjanick fell off his bike...

You should leave a note that says the following: "please consider spending less time on your makeup, and more time wiping your ass so that you don't look like you have a large turd in your pants when you're walking around in your gay videos."

glad you're ok kiddo

Ben is the 'popular' girl on that terrible Sweet 16 show on MTV that says "I put an invitation in the lockers of the people who are COOL enough to come to my amazing party. go check. If you didn't get one, you might as well walk off a cliff bc you suck". jk.

:eek: :eek: I'm gonna go ride and if there is a god, he'll get that image out of my head...

omfg.

yeah, i'm gonna go with 'not true' as well, unless he was experiencing some sort of weird poo anal seepage.... gross. Funny enough though. I fell asleep reading this last night... do you know what kind of damage is done when you fall asleep reading about a man shaving his ass hair?

I'll be there a little after 1 unless any help is needed setting up or whatever (let me know!)

and.... finish your stories dammit!

Mr. A, you didnt finish your story...

I think it was just the only name that rhymed with "heavy", "neck me", and "ready"...

but... you're newer than me. you know what that means...