Hey I had a real life situation like that when I was a squid....back in college, was coming home drunk (may be few puffs of pot as well) at 3 AM and turned the ignition key off about 100 yards away from my house to be polite to the neighbors......got off the bike to lock it and yay the key was gone......got a flash light and checked that 100 yards stretch of road (drunk) and never found it..... I am grateful that am still alive....after those days.....