My love of the vagina truly puts on opposite ends of the hetero/homo spectrum. But if you were literally aflame I would definitely pee on you. Friends don't let friends burn unless you're Ryan Dunn. (too soon?)
I'm not mad at you for going "Heels to Jesus". Papering the walls and passing the gravy are my favorite sports. Also I can't get the 29th off. Master has it scheduled off already. Prolly can't get off the plantation before 2-3pm.