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if you're gonna haul cars and things for sure, save up for the toy hauler. meanwhile, make friends with people nearby that go to the same track days you do. then once you buy the toy hauler, reward their friendship by letting them carpool with you. then, ditch them for a girl. massive drama and boobies always wins.

nah, it was just a sore loser jab at michigan lol

i was only trying to make choco milk shake brah

i'm going to start a fried snowball truck. everything fresh, no mouthwash.

i'd hit it

if this is a zuma, it is too cool for you. buy my vino instead. it suits you bettarrrr

i just stuck it in, got'er preggers. bitch had to marry me. i are winrar, always.

does it look this ghey: or THIS ghey:

is it a zuma? how much?

i thought you had 5?

oops, i didn't mean to miss this. i suppose you're right in a sense. we are a jealous and useless pile of people, so in that sense, they are a mirror image of the people they "serve". when i say they don't represent us, I mean they aren't acting in our best interests. they represent us in the way that they represent our worst attributes like greed, selfishness, and laziness, when they should be representing our best attributes like honesty, determination, and a willingness to sacrifice of themselves. anyway, my penis hurts. i wish theirs did too.

i think that's awesome in this day and age. i think they're fucking liar assholes, but if they're not, that's great! naivete is to be treasured and protected in times like these.

how much snow do they get up there? do they routinely (like at least once a month during winter) get 20+" of thick veiny snow? if so, then a sedan probably won't cut it. if they get snow like we get here, then just buy an STI and go crazy.

is this why i can't get bitches pregnant when we cyber? we don't even use a firewall, brah. although, this one chick said i got her preggers after one long sweaty palmed session, but i was on dial up back then, so that makes sense.

good contact for paul: post something politically liberal in nature on this site. he will respond

that is hurtful after my heartfelt congratulations post.

tyler, sorry to hear about your grandpa. rosso, good to hear your pup is in good shape again. i'd shit bricks and then money if gatsby got sick like that. i'd probably panic and call 911 actually. to help lighten up the down-ness of this thread, and putting my pedopanda hat off the side (I really do have one), i'm going to be an uncle in a few short weeks to an adorable, undoubtedly brilliant, sarcastic, witty, and just plain fantastic korean-chinese mudblood of a baby girl. i've made arrangements to drop everything and rush back down to columbus when my sister goes into labor and be there for her and her husband when the faithful day finally arrives. I really hope it's on my birthday so that I can just spoil the ever loving shit out of her... right up until she starts realizing she's been spoiled so she doesn't grow up as some snot nosed brat. anyway, i'm just overwhelmed with the prospect of being an uncle, which, believe you me, i NEVER thought I'd be like this. ever since we moved to the states, it's always just been the core family (my parents, my sister, and myself) and we survived some tough times in korea and here in the states, but the last few years has finally been kind to us. other than my brother in law and my fiance (and let's be honest, they are expendable compared to blood lol), the prospect of adding a member to that core family is just overwhelming to me. i know i'm being obnoxious as hell with all this bubbly positiveness, but i'm just so retardedly happy to be an uncle. i don't know what to do. babbling off: i hope you all had a wonderful thanksgiving. i hope happiness finds you like it found me... i've known i'm going to be an uncle for months now, but these last few days has set off a spark in me. i'm going be an uncle. this is terrifying and wonderful news.

ducrx will treat you like his brah. touch his penis for a discount.

yes, everyone, please remember that most of us that give people a hard time here are doing it to stay amused through the winter. I'm preparing by putting in more hours at the office, and picking up a couple a games and reading more books. but sometimes even that won't suffice and sometimes, we just spend too much time on the forums. and then hurtfulness abounds. we apologize in advance.

as a "since i moved to the states" browns fan, let me congratulate the michigan fans on a long waited win. although, i believe michigan still has the overall lifetime lead versus OSU, am i right? anyway, as I posted on another ohio state alumni's facebook (who hates OSU with a passion): Q: How do you get a Michigan fan to quit masturbating? A: Paint his dick scarlet and gray and he won't beat it for 7 years. well, you finally blew your load. hurray!!!!1!!11! other than the painful fuck ups by OSU, it was a pretty enjoyable game. I didn't expect it to be a high scoring game.

the historians will call it... wacky wednesday. in comic sans

ITT: people who think the current government actually represents us as a people.

mortgage backed securities are where it's at. so hawt right nao.

i really dug all that side boob from when asian guy lost his virginity. it reminded me of the view i had from the first surprise gang bang i participated in. she was SO surprised.