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no... you really totally missed the bus on the usage of irony. it's ok, i do it all the time. see? that was ironic. or was it? MUAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

i'll just leave this here

i didnt get it. my google voice number fails with mms. but i lol cause i heart scrabble

that coach didn't "make" the report, but yeah, i think it's hilarious he was dumb enough to actually give that to kids he was responsible for.

whoa whoa whoa... i'm not an evil soulless ginger for fuck's sake.

i really do just do it for the lulz. there is no other explanation for my behavior.

sambusa, i will serenade you with a love song if you make it. it will be good. everyone will be deaf afterwards.

pretty soon, people will be writing reviews about gen3 on yelp.

you mean that isn't the payment for endless night groping?

this is almost as bad as that time i found out zombies could run.

are you sure they're not just as greedy, but simply are bad at it?

normally, this could be hurtful. but i think it is is just a compliment on how I am "young at heart" fo sho

as long as they don't cut the tip. just to see how it feels.

i adopted gatsby when he was 1~1.5 yrs old, and i'm glad i adopted an "older" dog. he was already 100% house broken, had all his shots and was neutered. from what i understand, puppies typically get adopted easily, but the older ones, not so much. i think gatsby had already been bounced from another shelter because he was there too long, and was nearing the end of his welcome at the shelter he was at, so I'm glad we found him when we did.

i'll fuck anything

i give out pos rep even when i get full of hurtfulness

yeah, but i made that shit look good. i also made famous the "just got done with a gang bang" hair do.

i fixed the capacity, jerks!!!!1!111!

Hi fellers, anyone have suggestions or recommendations for a office safe that doesn't have an electronic lock? so far, i've found this: http://www.sentrysafe.com/Products/136/D888_Security_Safe# doing some research on behalf of my parents since they cannot internets. they want something near the size of the one on the link (~6 cu feet of hurtful jerks) will be used for documents, heirlooms and the like. fire proof would be good. they had a cheaper safe with an electronic lock and it died and locked up on them, so they want to stick with a mechanical lock. also, things that go "beep beep boop bop" angers and confuses them.

i was driving up 23 past lewis center a few years ago, and some ignorant mindless shit bag in a diesel truck was blasting random people with diesel fumes with much deliberation and purpose. i threw him in a wood chipper and fed the tuna'd remains to his mom. since she wouldn't swallow that mouthful all those years ago before that cocknut tard bag was conceived, i made her swallow him in full instead.

good job brah!

ohh it's from memento. i was hoping it was some blooper line from princess bride or something.