you squint a lot? you're good at math? you're generally more successful at all aspects of life than other races? you're either a: doctor, lawyer, engineer, laundromat owner, nail salon owner? you collect pokemon? you're good at tennis, violin, piano, cello, kung fu, all strategy games, diablo, starcraft, WOW, street fighter (all of them), and using chopsticks? you don't have black hair, and of course it's not your penis... we've already established the smelly vagina bit.