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what did i say? i would never be intentionally hurtful, fo sho.

hyuk hyuk

he's alive and not badly injured.

i am in total agreement with FZRMatt. i, for one, am willing (eager, even) to allow the soft hands of the tsa go to 2nd base with my sweet children for the sake of obsolete safety. or if they're feeling a little exhibition-y, we'll have them do a little dance on the screening cam. and if my sweet little broodling look at me with pleading eyes while they're learning about erogenous zones and bad touch from the mouth breathing, barely high school grad TSA "agent", I'll smile and wink and say in a cheerful sing song voice: "don't worry little one! you have nothing to fear! you don't have a bomb strapped to your chest or genitals... not even a little one! So, this is OOOOOOKAAAAY! YAY!" am i right? FZRMatt, how about you and me create a non-profit org called "Finger Fuck My Children for Great Flying Fucking Justice". You are part of the problem. Put down the kool-aid and realize how far you've fallen. also, this post was 8/10 in the grand scheme of things. troll harder.

just quoting this for later when i feel like burning a couple hundred bucks for lulz

definitely not a keeper

don't you know that godzilla is a symbol of the nuclear bombings of japan? you insensitive bastards. but wait, shouldn't there have been 2 godzillas then?

hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they be white zombie-in' errbody over herrr

i think the centripetal way is a bit messy. how about momentum and gravity, instead?

please just don't end up like that frog in that one video but... you know... tape it.

i think we are all lucky that it doesn't have giant flopping donkey balls when it does the crazy hopping thing

i'm doing all my drinking at the bar. i'm too much of a lightweight to pre-game.

i know. i've had nightmares.

what's next, domesticated bipedal dogzzzz?!?!?!1!11!?!

s10 or ranger if you absolutely have no room for a small open trailer. if you have a bit of room, get a hatchback/wagon of some kind (check the tow and tongue capacity) with a manual tranny and get a hitch installed. and you'll be able to pull 1 bike with little issue. get a decent trailer though.

what is your daily driver car right now?

when are people heading from the hotel to the bar?

awesome to have you around! i'm sure we'll all be picking your brain during the season. nudes of the bike plz k thx

bring back steam powaaaaaaaar

there are only so many holes, and SOOOO many tentacles.

i think i have the same problem you do... the bi weekly lenses are supposed to be fresh for a while, but sure enough, after 3-4 days of wearing them, the "comfortable" wear time drops and drops. which reminds me, i need an appointment... apparently, the online places DO check to see that you have a valid prescription. laaaaaaaaaame

i'm going to get dailies (I very rarely use them, so they'll actually be cheaper than the biweekly or monthly) or I'll get fricking laser to the eye

behold: i'm not doing that shit again though lol

wat