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pedopanda says, "think of the chillins'... JUST THE TIP"

ha!

i think they make airbag vests too. not sure who makes them, but if you already have jackets/suits you can buy the vest and wear that on top of the other stuff. i think they're a bit cheaper... but i don't know by how much.

ouchie

where's the goldwing gymkhana video when you need one?

happy birthday, like a boss

it'll be a game where they hold the male chicken in their mouth the longest. if they can hold it there without gagging and crying while looking in your eyes, they lose. wat

that is hurtful

how much advanced notice do we have to give if using gift cert? just as long as spots are open?

I was going at the speed limit (indicated, anyway), using turn signals, etc etc. but he drove by, and as soon as he saw my car, he (and his buddy in another car) pulled a U turn and lit me up. When he walked up, i had my hands on the steering wheel, and put the hazards on with windows down. he asked for my license and insurance, and instead of the usual "do you know why i pulled you over?" he said, "I pulled you over cause you didn't have a front plate" and I said "errr... oh really?" (but in my "I'm genuinely curious and shocked" voice, not "you stupid peasant" voice). And then he walked off, took 15 minutes to write 15 words on my ticket and gave it to me. I played nice since i wasn't sure he was going to, but as soon as he came back with that ticket, i should've ripped into him for being a worthless citizen harassing sack of ass. but i wasn't all that mad since i haven't had a front plate on my cars since 2003 and never got a ticket for it, so I continued to be courteous. I verified it won't affect my insurance so if i can get those worthless ass clowns at cuyahoga county clerk office to tell me how much my ticket is, i'll just pay it.

this is hurtful

License Status as of 04/07/2010: VALID ENDORSEMENTS: MOTORCYCLE RESTRICTIONS: CORRECTIVE LENSES **************CONVICTIONS************** C1 IN-STATE CONVICTION COURT: WILLOUGHBY MUNICIPAL CRT COURT CASE: XXXXXX OFF. DATE: 05/11/2008 CONV. DATE: 06/04/2008 POINTS: 00 OFFENSE: MISCELLANEOUS ***END OF DRIVER RECORDS*** i also just got a ticket for not displaying a front license plate in cleveland too that hasn't shown up yet lol

since we're rapidly getting off topic: wiki on eating your mom's fur cake now, let's get back to jcroz playing with his bestest buddy from CR.

i miss genesis.

where's the ride report you whores?

looks like a couple of us will be riding down more SE direction tomorrow. have fun! i'll try to make the next one.

abduct their children/parents/loved ones and grind them into a meat pie and serve it as a waiting room snack when the flake finally shows. that'll teach em! may i suggest you do pizza rolls filled with "mystery meat"? or you could simply make it part of the agreement for scheduling an appointment: that if they schedule, they must call ahead of time to re-schedule with 24 hour notice or that they will be charged 25% or whatever arbitrary percentage of the cost of tune/dyno/whatever.

i keep hearing it is teh bestest track machine evar. you'll have to tell us if it's true or not. is that your fancy new lexus too?!?!11!! baller sauce

weather underground says there is a chance of rain around 4~5 but it'll still be 75+ degrees. if i'm able to make it, i'm alright with a sprinkle as long as it's not cold.

i figured out what i need. i'll take a H7 55w kit at 6000 or whatever it is. if they let you buy the single motorcycle bulb kit, i'd buy that instead. but if they require buying the 2 bulb kit, i'll just buy it and figure out where to put the other one. or, if someone only needs 1 h7 bulb, i'll split the cost of that with ya instead.

anything for jrmmily

uncle punk could singlehandedly stop the zombie apocalypse from happening with pastel colored zip ties.

lawl i can only do so much with mspaint