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do this: load up the template with content (pics, words, numbers, etc), save it and email it to me. i'll have denise look at it for you and maybe she can touch it up for you

you can ask denise for help if you need it. she does this for a living though she might be overkill for this.

innovation costs money

did they release the weight yet?

ginger vs midget FIGHT midgets don't have souls (probably), so this shouldn't be completely one sided

if you're new to smartphones, and are looking for an easy intuitive learning curve, and aren't tied by the short hairs to google everything, iphone is bestphone (Iphone 5 and 5s are cheap right now). if you are knee deep in google accounts, i recommend the HTC ONE M8 BEST PHONE EVARERERERER

what a shit noodle

he is a jerk and i hate his face

9 out of a few million? that's not bad. they should be proud they're in the 99.9935% of faggy ass pants.

who are you going to believe? some guy named Tom or some guy named Arse?

some limited benchmarks are out. i think the full test results (to be released in the near future) will show that the HTC One M8 wins the challenge at all aspects of life. There is a link to battery life tests near the bottom of the article where once again, my master race HTC One M8 is basically the winrar. sorry everybody else, my phone is best phone.

my daughter started smiling (like, intentionally, not just muscle twitches from her young developing noggin). every time i see it, my heart stops for just a half beat. hopefully my swelling heart will make up for the arrhythmia.

You are making them feel so forlorn by not letting them calling you a jerk, jerk.

Hahahahahahaha that's pretty funny. I mean, it's not funny if your phone got bent but it's just funny because I bet the dudes with faggy pants craze will finally ease up thanks to bent phones. Apparently the suffocated and crushed balls weren't reason enough.

sounds suspiciously like a well paid brand ambassador. waaaaaaiiiiiit a minuuute!!!! that rascal

if i remember right, her kickstand was down and that's what caused her lawn dart episode. she's a pretty damn good rider from what i've heard. maybe they suck at PR a little.

maybe you should've given them a hug like their dads who weren't there should have. alleged criminals are people too.

so you're telling me police can't and don't stop people all the time without probably cause?

white on white almost-crime is a serious problem in this country.

maybe spend money to educate instead of spending money and wasting legislative time to write a law into the books that won't/can't be effectively enforced. cops can also easily pull people over and give them a warning and that would be enough to get the word out that without pissing everyone off with actual tickets. i don't think we need a law for every little inconvenience in life.

why do you hate white people so much?

piitb

he just hates blacks and mexicans probably

duct tape you pussies