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So did the CR get his picture taken with his crown after winning King of Intermediate?

I'm just going to say I'm a big believer in structured novice groups and classrooms with formal instruction and constant student/instructor feedback, no matter who the organization is.

nah, the ones who couldn't hack it either: got arrested and had to sell crashed it into a gazillion pieces sold it cause of fuck you maintenance sold it cause of fuck you reliability died from eternal boner i'd still have my 690SMC, but i was deep into owning every type of bike ever, and moved on too quick. i will likely get another one. i'd have another one already if my fz1 wasn't so boss

g-g-g-g-g-gangsta mode

i'm going to put 1 on each wrist so i look like a motherfucking kenyan online.

i'll find you on there. we will be pals 4 lyfe

damn you, adorable new baby in my life. i was doing really good and playing a ton of tennis, and now i'm stuck in the house again. should only be temporary though. i got a fitbit flex so i can see how truly wretched my physical activity level is now.

any other pointers, captain obvious?

if we really cared, we could probably source a rental bike, but we don't. and i aint letting some of these perverts race my grom. i'd race my zuma though. kill all you bitches.

2 chicks at the same time. So, my wife and daughter would find a way to spend it all somehow.

pauly will fix it. if you ask him nice, he will keep some of the sarcasm to himself as he fixes your fuck ups and lean it more towards a teachable moment.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe, if someone has an opening. hopefully, baby will be settled in better by then where i can leave the house for more than an hour and hell doesn't break loose

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay matty, you can ride the rest of the season on my bike if you sell yours. but you have to fix it and maintain it and not break it and if you break it, you have to buy it with that mad lawyer money. i'll even make you draft the agreement and everything. i am generous, i know.

when you just have to keep faking it. and they're all like, "yeah babe, wasn't that amazing? i'm so good with my tongue" and you're like "whatever, that was mayonnaise in your hair biatch". god i hate it when bitches get all up in my cool whip. bitches love my cool whip.

that was a touching and sincere tribute to your recovery, but i'll patiently wait until you are fully recovered so that you can truly appreciate the magnificence of my love song. also, it was ALWAYS a buttplug. always.

i am not actually aware of an iron man theme song, so i made that up just for you, Ryan Lost Mah Butt Plug During Race Day Hill

Ti-ron Man, naaaa na na na na naaaa naa na na naa naaa naa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ti-ron maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

i stole it, biatch

the 600rr will serve you well, and will go as fast as you ever want/let her. my first track/race bike was an 03 600rr and had/have an 08 zx6r and 12 675R after that, and the rr remains as the most stable mid corner, and i'm pretty sure i late braked the best on it because it was a very confidence inspiring bike. sometime, false confidence, but inspiring nonetheless.

oh wait, i thought you were the one riding on a 2fitty-tree100, lamenting about 600's passing you. sorrrrrryyyyy

It just makes it more satisfying to pass them into the corner when you're still on your 250-300

Fz1 for street, 675arrr for race. Scooter for the pussy. Bitches love scooters.

If I was president, the vending machines would get better sodas. And we would have more pizza parties during pep rallies.

I AM a great delegator, after all. I don't expect the riffraff to understand.

btw, you're not by chance selling a chest freezer, also on CL, are you?