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i hope you saved me some, you jerk-y

I would be open to suspending judgment for crimes against humanity to deal with the people that did this CNN

he's in texas. it takes that long cause his application wasn't in spanish.

this would serve as a fabulous cock ring... but only if you're big enough. surely, someone in this forum is big enough and man enough? first person to buy this proves to this forum, nay, the world, that they have a massively girthy dong. i would be willing to modify the sumptuous race rubber-like band to accommodate the inevitably enormous throbbing veins at my cost and time, as a service to you and your giant wiener.

I've decided to make the fiscally responsible choice and bought the racquet ahead of time instead of waiting to sell this first. I also bought a bunch of Nike stuff which it turns out is really fucking expensive. But damn those tennis shoes are baller, and my fancy new Nadal hat is boss (black and red, biatch). Being the good new dad I am, I decided to not spoil my daughter and bought her absolutely nothing. I know, child.... This hurts me more than it hurts you. But I will bravely make such sacrifices for your sake, and for the sake of my shitty back hand.

My personal best on fitbit for the week was something like 90k steps, which stomped everyone on my friends list. None of those people are serious health nuts though (I sure as shit am not). I'm playing an epic shit ton of tennis though, which is fun. One day, I'll even get better at it too, instead of just smacking balls around like I usually do. Mmmm ball smacking. Have to do something with all that pent up energy since I'm not riding or racing anymore. Womp womp. On the other hand, my little daughter is fun to toss around, so that's good exercise.

cleveland police is hiring, btw.

you're a ChiaPet, and green bicycles are awful.

womp womp wooooomp

Man, I sure do hate white people. But you know what's worse? Black people. I hate then even more. Hold your horses, friend. Above all else, I rrrreally hate white people that hate black people. Sometimes, though... I sure do feel a lot of hatred towards black people that hate white people that hate black people that hate white people who hate black people that justifiably hate white people with a legitimate gripe with black people that... Gaaaaaaaaaaay

he pulled a knife on you? why didn't you call the cops?

describe your current mechanical engineering work describe the would-be management and marketing work in percentages (or actual numbers if you're comfortable) describe the before and after pay

that is shitty.

RETURN FROM TEH Grrrraaaaaaaaave selling my pps now so i can justify blowing money on some obsolete POS hk. updated the original post.

i don't know how you manage to always be such a fucking numbnuts. for fucking cereal, dude.

Hi kids I'm selling one of my many impulse buys from back when I still had my Ducati 998s. When I first got that bike, I went on some crazy buying binge (mostly parts but some douche-y bro-cati stuff too) and this is one of those things. I have too many watches that I actually wear regularly and since I don't have my 998 anymore and dont have plans to buy another ducati, this one is going up for sale. Buy it for yourself to get one step closer to ultimate bro-cati-dom, buy it for your loved ones who are getting close to a 2nd degree black belt in ducarati, or buy it and run it over with your clearly superior aprilia to fart in the faces of ducati lovers everywhere. Above all else, buy it because I want to buy that new federer racquet to find out I hate it like everyone else... (and maybe some cute things for my daughter so I can fill your facebooks with unwanted adorable asian baby pictures). The watch is officially licensed by ducati as part of the Ducati One Collection of watches. I'm not sure who made it, but they used a proven swiss ETA automatic movement (it's an ETA 2824, has second had and date). The case and hardware is all titanium (one of the few reasons I bought the watch since I am crazy for titanium) and the band is rubber that looks like tire treads. it's pretty gangsta whether you like ducati or not. Comes in a neato box that is wood and leather/pleather with cushions and crap. I have the box, box cover, manuals, blah blah blah. My watch probably has some inevitable faint scratches and swirl marks and whatever just from being worn a couple dozen times but very few and easily polished out. Price is $400 shipped or $375 local or make me an offer. If you are cool enough, I might give you a discount. You're probably not cool enough though, sorry. I'll take pictures of my actual watch when I get home, but here are some from the interwebs:

yup, i knew throwing down "the midgepede" would end this thread. you're welcome.

the blacks and whites have had their chance. in 2016, vote asian. not republican or democrat or liberal or conservative, just asian. you know deep down, it's the only way. why? because we're better at scrabble than you and english is our second or third language. that's why.

i'm going to make a poster of myself and plaster it all over my house. naturally, it will be of me playing scrabble.

surgically attach your mouth to another midgets anus, and rinse and repeat. nobody fucks with the midgepede

you ARE a bad gurl koz hope you've been well! i likee the bikee

sweeeeeeeet. i have this glass enclosed room that I think used to be a wine cellar or something, and i'm thinking of putting my racing and tennis shit in there like some sort of failure museum. gotta put it somewhere, am i right?

i would like you to design me a indestructible titanium chicken nugget plz. i will pay handsomely.

that's the one ding against the DSG (other than being basically non-serviceable). it is good in every other respect but it is fairly weak sauce when adding load.

wheres the link you ratard?