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i envy his sense of adventure and dat kung fu grip

Look at these homos

post price as per rules. until then, my offer is tree fitty.

great bike, great rider. i just got done whittling down my bike list so i can't buy, but this is a damn solid deal.

fucking A, I shoulda had one of them fancy stickers on my zuma last year.

you're all fucking dead.

GTL bro, Gaylord Tan Laundry

not a lot of direct flights to/from gaylord town, you gaylord

i'm running stock gearing cause fuck you that's why

i think i would stay in 2 if i pussied out for T1, and stay in 3rd if i manned up for T1. possibly down shift to 2 (assuming i needed to) for T4 so i could get more accel for T5, shift to 3 before the blind down hill right (whatever that one is), pass most of you gaylords around the outside or inside, upshift to 4 going into left kink, shift to 5, 6, going into right kink, and all the way down to 2nd gear for carousel, have people pack up behind me cause i braked too much/too early, and then drive out early, losing you again after i fart and giggle.

For sale: my completely worn out knee pucks from failing to skim rather than plant for mad street cred

sit on a couch for a few weeks, you'll be aight

That is gangsta. Keep it.

will it come with the gloves?

oh yeah, i forgot about this. i'm out, family coming in from out of town, also, i just blew a few grand in pittsburgh (fucking ikea and fucking babymoon, whatever that is) and i'm not giving any more of my money to that general region until i have my baby/racing budget equalized and stable. this fucking baby better love all this fucking ikea shit we just bought her. fucking fuck.

look at him, passing so close. where are the CR's when you need them to call him a jerk.

i need some more go karting in my life.

magz was not born... he was cobbled together in the backyard of a meth lab of ashtabula, right next to where the helicopter and dune buggy was built.

you guys are going to make the weirdest 69 ever.

can we get back to kid fucking please?

No luck at chardon oil?

Just give up tonik. Columbesbians are all like this... they think they know what it's like to live in a city with more than a soccer team and a Wendy's.

Go cbus football team! Yeah!

Talk trash while you still can you little bitches. Also, I already have a zuma, a far superior scoot than the ruckus.

til the yellow plates pass you... on a 2 wave start. then it's not so great.