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i dont understand the florida orange thing. is that like a dick girl connoisseur inside joke? when you tell jokes with your fellow shemale connoisseur friends, and kneel around a dick girl tasting, do you have conversations like "would you say your particular shemale was more 'soft wood' or 'hardwood'?" or, "what vintage is she? a 94? i've heard the younger dick girls stay rock hard even after a long days of riding nut to butt" "oh, in that case, since i'm feeling a little impacted after my long ride yesterday... maybe i need someone that goes down easy". you have the weirdest friends!
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in midget culture, rape is the only way to mate
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if i can go, i'll sign up for advanced. for a $10 hit, i'll just sign up when i get there. i doubt advanced will get full no matter how nice it is
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what's that? i was too busy fapping to your shemale
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so how does one register for this thing?
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hue hue hue hue hueeeeeee
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ask your partner to stir less and spit more during your rides
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i shift up and down without my clutch. wanna fight about it?
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i ain't lyin brah my 998 gets pretty good mileage. i think i generally got a bit under 50mpg. it definitely got much better mileage than my old rsvr factory which only got about 30-something mpg. my buell 1125cr got about the same.
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that's awful. my bike gets like 85mpg.
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guys, guys, i think marty's on roids. this explains errthang
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Damn right Casper. You're too quick with that 675arrrr to NOT do a track day with it. Besides, it'll match trmn8tr's and mine so you almost HAVE to
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Harsh brah
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You have failed me for the last time. Quick, pretend like you're choking.
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someone's gonna have to bring a grill again. btw, did hollywood ever pick up those propane tanks?
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pick a place that's close to the fun roads and won't give us aids and is cheap and i'm happy. proximity to strip club is a plus since i abstained this year and will be looking to go for sure next time.
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you're gonna be the sexiest post op track slut there ever was.
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screw that, i'll just slap on a couple stickers and then we'll see what's what.
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i want to be able to eat ice cream while on the forum. make it so.
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you guys should put money where your mouths are.
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oh yeah, i forgot you're doing the monday. fine fine
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you best hurry your craigy-poo ass up and straighten out that suspension. you'll glock yourself if kevvy-poo keeps up with you. it's craigy-poo. get it right. gaaaaaawwwwwwwwd
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aaaaaand saturday?
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Come one, come all! Watch, as I trample over TRMN8TR's dreams of being the thread starter for all the moto series weekend events. June 29th is the track day, June 30th is the race day. post up if you're coming, are thinking about coming, want to come but don't know how to get it up, and post if you're not coming so we can ridicule you into coming. As far as I know, trmn8tr and myself will be there. I hope to see the new noob racers there for this round, since we missed you last round.
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i'm going to turbo my scooter for next trip out. i want to be the scootemon master.
