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I may also be hosting slumber parties at my house (like 45min away... I like sleeping in my own bed when possible) for some of you who I don't hate.

hue hue hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeee

it's like fucking a cute herped up leftover. fun, fast, cheap and with "love" bumps... you know... down thar

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

a few hundred more, and you can have a fancy omega speedmaster MK40 triple day-date calendar

in my limited experience: clicker training can be useful... maybe give it a shot. if you don't know what clicker training is, it's something like this: when he does something you want him to do, clicker with treat. start out by giving him a treat EVERY time you use the clicker. so, if you have him sit, *click* + treat. every time. Pavlov his puppy ass into thinking *click* = treat. after a few weeks of this, you can taper off to every other *click* is a treat and you can randomize from there. soon enough, the sight of the clicker itself will be enough for you to get his attention. well, that's assuming the dog likes treats/food... some dogs are VERY food driven, so ymmv. if the pup is not food driven, try something else he likes. maybe a toy, or something else. hand gestures are definitely helpful (gatsby generally doesn't need to be told anything, just get his attention and a hand gesture is enough) VERY careful use of the word "bad" or "bad dog"... you want to save that for occasions when you REALLY want him to stop whatever he's doing... otherwise, you dilute it and he'll just think it's just something you say to be a dick. combine it with a forceful, assertive (or even aggressive/menacing) tone and you should get the desired effect. maybe threaten him with a loaded gun... yeah, that'll do the trick. that all said, i've never had to train a puppy. we adopted Gatsby when he was roughly 1~1.5 yrs old so he was already house broken, knew a few commands, had all his shots, neutered, blah blah blah. didn't have to hit him or put a loaded shotgun to his adorable puppy face or anything.

b-b-but it's a "thar", not a plebianesque "thurr".

b-b-but... why?

ohhhh nice and fresh. kinda want. will consider it.

ok, i don't even know what it means. is it in the saltine cracker ass cracka dictionary? i regularly test in the top <1% for english comprehension and fluency, but i never came across "chingy" as a term.

what's the mfg date code? (should be a 4 digit code that says what year and week it was made)

i'll fix that puppy for you... with stern and consistent training, love and affection. i am... the dog crisperer

wait... you mean to tell me the primary purpose of this thread wasn't anal?

wait... you mean to tell me they have to like it?

that is hurtful and true. a butt is a butt. usually.

did you just call me "Chingy"?

someone find me an extremely good deal on an FZ1 (or similar, comfy but sporty bike). or a multistrada lol

i emailed gpr yesterday about the base not fitting, and they emailed me today with a tracking number for the replacement base and letting me know they put a pre-paid return label for the incorrect base. that's good service right thar

if putting dicks in girls poopers is sick, i don't want to be healthy love maker.

everyone has to be the village chode, sometimes

you shut your whore mouth also, they are too sticky already. that was a joke' date=' there are multiple females in this thread, some who are pretend hitting (and some who are not) on you. but yeah. hhhheeeeeeeyyyyyyy how you doinnnn' you shut your whore mouth

just don't take away the porn and the track day section's unfettered and rampant homo-eroticism.

so... which one is the girl in this thread? i'm trying to figure out where to direct the creeper

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuump

i am a fan of leasing