NightRider

This thread took a really wrong...and interesting turn.

Just awesome pictures. Nice job man!

Ohhh...your the Columbus flasher...aren't you...?

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:lol:You dick! You ruined it for every other guy in the future! She's only let me put a finger in it, so far. But...hey that's a step right?

Arrr...sorry man. That's the 1st thing i did notice when i met you. How tall you are. And the size of your arms. I was like "shit, this dude is huge...let's not piss him off".

:lol:No problem. You should find a way to frame that collar.

The relationship is pretty new...so we're still getting into new stuff. A table, might not be a bad idea lol. I think i'm about 2 inches shorter than you. Your about what 5"11", 6 feet?

That's not a bad idea. Don't they sell like sex harnesses?

You fail! You were not even willing to yank on your wife's collar a little after her accident. What's up with that...? I'm jk bro. She still doing ok?

I think that would definitely be worse than the mc accident lol. Haha. Thanks man. I might have to ask her if the chloroform smells good, to pull that one off lol.

They made that for your whole life mang! Not me. lol.

:lol:Thanks for the info man. I might have issues pounding the shit out of her, but...i have plenty of ways to keep her happy. I know what you mean though. Can anyone play the superman theme song, when i go to town? Jrm?

:lol: This hurts worse than the surgery i had. The day after...i felt like i was on the rag...(my pump flying everywhere) and blood on the both of us. Good stuff. I'll try this for you Yota. Just for you mang. lol Wow...that was hilarious.

LOL. Sounds like a plan...whats your no.? Can you bring whips, chains, toys and condoms? We've tried the sitting, reverse and normal. Her butt and legs usually rock on me knee. Doggy...i don't even want to try that, i have to put pressure on the knee lol. Thanks for the help! Not! Jk. This....really....sucks.

Sweet! We can be gimps together.

So...some of you may know...i went down on the Hocking Hills ride. The only thing that is really messed up...is my knee. Anything that has to do with it...is rather painful. Walking, sitting, standing, SEX. So...has anyone had an an injury like this...and then tried to...do the deed? Every position feels awkward...and really painful. I really can't put pressure on the knee, and she tends to rock back on it...on top. I nail it, every time...i'm on top. Every way...just seems to not work. Any one have any suggestions? We're both getting pretty frustrated. She wants it, i NEED it. Help! This is pissing me off...lol.

I'll bring an extra large johnsonville... I'd like to make it to this...but...i'll have to hobble around. You guys have an extra wheelchair by chance?

Is it just me...or does her face look jacked up?

This is your 1st post...? Seems like a bunch of bs to me. And..in WA? There's the door...<.....you need to go.

If you want to ride year around. Try Arizona...or Cali. Best bet lol. In Ohio...it will start getting cold in October. And the way the summer's been, (pretty cool) i look for it to be...rather cold. But who knows, maybe...we'll get lucky.

Thanks man. Was nice meeting you and the wife. Definitely. But without the squidbillyness. I appreciate the concern. It's just bruised. :lol:Yes. I remember that, that was great man. Definitely puts things into perspective and makes you think though. That's a really generous offer. I really appreciate it. Remember i was telling you i was unemployed? Yeah...it's going to be a while before i can afford a new bike...or fix this one. So...i shouldn't need gloves for a while. And when i do, if i can't afford the gear...i need to find a cheaper bike. I really appreciate it man. You need to change your name to Mr Helper!