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NightRider

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  1. What about putting you in it....? jk!
  2. Cincinnati Anal intercourse is banned. What? How the hell are they gonna find out? Unless...your talking about banging your girl in the ass at work or sumthin? Oxford It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. State of New York The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Isn't that the way it usually works anyway? State of Texas A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Yeah! That will happen lol. Dallas, TX It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. I guess Ninjachk is screwed. Texarkana, TX Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. How do you install those on a horse? State of Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. That shit is quite painful. Tampa, FL Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”. There's no strip clubs in Florida? New Britain, CT It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. Man...no need to rush or anything. State of Michigan No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. Is there a gang for this...? Harper Woods, MI It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. I CAN'T PAINT BIRDS!? WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TOO!? New Orleans, LA It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. AWESOME! Haddon, NJ No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex. Got it lol.
  3. Repost Kemosabbi. I don't even know if it was on the news down here. Just saw the articles. Pretty damn funny though.
  4. Thanks, 1400$. Thank you, definitely looks pretty good and runs well.
  5. Whoa...that sounds like a fun time. I'm sure the wife...wasn't pleased huh?
  6. Dude...is that a gay sex joke...? Bike looks good. Like mentioned, definitely repaint it. Get that bike, and dude on the road and have fun!
  7. Yep...couldn't do it for those reasons alone. More so the alcohol.
  8. Awww fuck....this happened to someone else too!? Seriously...punch it in it's face and get the hell out of there. Jc....lol.
  9. I'm gonna go with drugs....lots of them. Like i was telling someone else...you gotta get naked on your b-day. Especially if your a woman!
  10. I'm gonna go with Zach here...and try to follow up with even some more hospitality. I offer you 76 dollhairs! In pennies. Take it or leave it. In all seriousness. Like everyone has said. Put that thing on Cl, or ebay...and sell it for cash...or a trade for a bike. See if you can get 3500, or 4k out of it.
  11. I wouldn't go that far. It's a good looking bike for sure...but like any older bike it has it's cosmetic imperfections. Mainly on the left side of the bike. A chip the size of a pencil eraser..and a tiny piece of plastic missing near the end of the seat. I should be able to fix it, super glue or something. Just noticed it this morning on my way home. Other than a few scratches...that's really about it. And yes...i am having alot of fun on it.
  12. lol. Pinks isn't a bad show...but...yeah a little overdone on that channel.
  13. Get involved, get carried away. That's what motorcycle enthusiasts do. Being around bikes, messing with them is something you love to do...right?
  14. Thank you. Thanks. I have been looking at the V65's for a long time. I'm sure as V65rider knows...they are one of the fastest cruiser's around. Would like to have a Vmax more...but this will definitely do.
  15. You don't know what the show's called? Supercars... with Tanner Foust maybe?
  16. Uhhh...your guys doesn't know the ?
  17. Thanks. Definitely is. Runs great. No issues, starts right up and moves. Thanks. I went out to clean it...and really couldn't find anything to clean. Not what i hear buddy.
  18. Oh ok. I thought you meant just a drink an hour. Sounds like you had a great time! No Dgtl girl gone wild pics, or vids...of the drunken shenanigans?
  19. Absolutely. Hopefully i'll have next weekend off again. Are you gonna rip some wheelies on that thing man? lol. Sounds like you have fun on it.
  20. Hey congrats on the b-day. Your 31? Sorry...i is not mathematically inclined. And why were we not invited!? Although...if you were only doing a beer/shot an hour...not sure if you could hang with us anyway. Rather weak. Ohhh...and the wii playing...did this involve the wii fit...and boy shorts? In all seriousness...congrats...happy b-day. You do look about 26-27.
  21. This bike, and the other bike i looked at both had gear indicators on them. I believe the other was an 81 or 82 suzuki gs 750. Definitely helpful, when trying to figure out when it's in neutral. Thanks Jagr.
  22. Jc that was fast lol. Yes...we're gonna have to hang out and go on a ride soon man. Looking forward to it.
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