Cincinnati Anal intercourse is banned. What? How the hell are they gonna find out? Unless...your talking about banging your girl in the ass at work or sumthin? Oxford It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. State of New York The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Isn't that the way it usually works anyway? State of Texas A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Yeah! That will happen lol. Dallas, TX It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. I guess Ninjachk is screwed. Texarkana, TX Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. How do you install those on a horse? State of Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. That shit is quite painful. Tampa, FL Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”. There's no strip clubs in Florida? New Britain, CT It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. Man...no need to rush or anything. State of Michigan No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. Is there a gang for this...? Harper Woods, MI It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. I CAN'T PAINT BIRDS!? WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TOO!? New Orleans, LA It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. AWESOME! Haddon, NJ No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex. Got it lol.