Seagram's 7 and 7-up with a splash of grenadine and dash of lime juice. You'll never see the floor coming. I either pregame with that or simple crown and coke, but I also have a stash of Crown from all my trips to duty-free stores. 7 and 7's are cheaper.
On a serious note (not that I'm postwhoring or anything... ) if you're a tequila fan, I absolutely love Don Julio Reposado. Toss it in a mixer with 2-3 ice cubes then immediately strain out into a glass. No lime/lemon/sugar/other bullshits necessary.
No shit. Not only is the money insured, but the guilty party is the car company for failing to properly secure their cargo. You want to charge someone, charge them with gross negligence.
Talk to my buddy Nate at Performance Theory downtown. The man works magic with a welder, he's done exhausts for everything from Lamborghini's to a complete custom package for my Katana. 614.291.9100.