Cheech

Ah yes, I remember it well. None of the strippers, all of the pole.

Because you touch yourself at night? Seriously though, age has a lot to do with it. On your 25th birthday you can look forward to seeing your insurance rates fall like a rock. The fact that you're 21 and have a 'Stang and a sportbike that probably has a high claim rate (think drops and fairings) isn't helping you. If you think you're getting hosed, start playing the field and getting quotes. Don't be surprised if you end up with more of the same.

Because you're not a douchebag. Levi is. All he sees are TV cameras in his face and fast-talking producers throwing half-cocked "business" deals at him. He's building his own echo chamber. As you recall, the same thing happened with K-Fed at the height of the Britney drama. And no, he wouldn't get as much cash with innocuous comments. Bottom-feeders feed on drama. Manufactured drama pays, but nothing pays better than the real thing. Innocuous, low-key comments pay for shit.

Excellent time today, sorry I didn't make it for the after-ride. Awesome meeting all the out-of-towners. Can't wait to to it again next month! To all those I offended, I promise I won't have nearly as many bad jokes next time. To everyone else, you'll get your turn.

"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Skip Button! Don't want to hear a particular song right now? Want to teach your iPod a lesson as it picks random songs? Do it all with the Skip Button! Yours for 5 easy payments of 29.95! Order in the next 5 minutes and we'll include ANOTHER Skip Button at no extra cost! Use it to go back and keep replaying that song until it's forever burned into your unconscious! Here's how to order!"

Things that spit, and I ain't talking oil. Keep your head down man, see you when you get back.

At the risk of much personal ridicule, here's my entire riding playlist. Apologies for the crappy formatting, Excel was being a little bitchy today. Fading Like A Flower Dancing Djs Vs Roxette Call On Me (Radio Edit) Eric Prydz Der Kommissar Falco That Old Pair Of Jeans Fatboy Slim Fatboy Slim - Rockafella Skank Fatboy Slim 1 Hour Mix (Spring 2005) Ferry Corsten Chelsea Dagger The Fratellis Invisible Touch Genesis Land Of Confusion Genesis Faith George Michael Die Motherfuckers! Geto Boys Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta Geto Boys Crazy Gnarls Barkley Smiley Faces Gnarls Barkley Paint It Black Gob Wonderlust King Gogol Bordello American Wedding Gogol Bordello Super Taranta! Gogol Bordello Tell Me Goldfinger I'm Down Goldfinger Is She Really Going Out With Him Goldfinger Every Planet We Reach Is Dead Gorillaz Toto Grand Theft Auto Crockett's Theme Grand Theft Auto Sister Christian Grand Theft Auto Summer Madness Grand Theft Auto Dance Hall Days Grand Theft Auto I Wanna Rock Grand Theft Auto Raining Blood Grand Theft Auto Kids In America Grand Theft Auto The Message Grand Theft Auto Magic's Wand Grand Theft Auto Geek Stink Breath Green Day Jason Andrew Relva Green Day Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses Paradise City Guns N' Roses Sympathy for the Devil Guns N' Roses What is Love? Haddaway Roll Tide Hans Zimmer Television Hard-Fi The Sand The Hippos Satellite The Hooters Jump Around House Of Pain Beachcoma Hybrid Finished Symphony Hybrid Only the Young Journey Don't Stop Believin' Journey Any Way You Want It Journey Be Good to Yourself Journey Jardin de Cecile Juno Reactor Walking On Sunshine Katrina & The Waves Footloose Kenny Loggins I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man) Kenny Loggins Sam's Town The Killers Night Addix 5 Kristoff Surrender Less Than Jake Scotty Doesn't Know Lustra Barfly Marcy Playground Blood in Alphabet Soup Marcy Playground Toy Soldiers Martika Silver Tiles Matt & Kim Verbs Before Nouns Matt & Kim Daylight Matt and Kim Rosenmontags Rave 2001 Mauro Picotto Komodo Mauro Picotto What is Love? (Goth Version) The MDP Country Roads Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Down Under Men At Work Safety Dance Men Without Hats Battery Metallica Master of Puppets Metallica Thriller Michael Jackson Beat It Michael Jackson Folsom Prison Blues Mike Ness - Social Distortion Go (Toebun's Favorite Remix) Moby Dashboard Modest Mouse Missed The Boat Modest Mouse Float on Modest Mouse Knights of Cydonia Muse Let's Go Smoke Some Pot MXPX Welcome To The Black Parade My Chemical Romance I'm the Ocean Neil Young Blue Monday New Order Twilight Princess Orchester (Don't want you no More) (Bonus Track) Nintendo OST Running No Doubt Not Their Fight Ocean's Thirteen Soul Town - The Motherhood Ocean's Thirteen Why Don't You Get A Job? The Offspring The Kids Aren't Alright The Offspring Want You Bad The Offspring Offspring - Self Esteem The Offspring Young Folks Peter Bjorn & John Don't Lose My Number Phil Collins Our Time Now Plain White T's Such Great Heights The Postal Service Cleveland Rocks Presidents Of The USA Bohemian Rhapsody Queen Radio GA GA Queen One Vision Queen Du Hast Rammstein Feuer Frei Rammstein Bonzo Goes to Bitburg Ramones Rancid - Roots Radicals Rancid Snoop Dog, Baby Reel Big Fish The Look Roxette Ramp (The Logical Song) Scooter Tank! (TV Edit) Seatbelts Too Good Too Bad Seatbelts Ask DNA Seatbelts What Planet Is This?! Seatbelts 7 Minutes Seatbelts Party All The Time Sharam Le Disko Shiny Toy Guns You Are the One Shiny Toy Guns Rainy Monday Shiny Toy Guns Sanctify Yourself Simple Minds Don't Forget About Me Simple Minds Tank! (Cosby Bebop Remix) Sir Lemming I Wish Skee Lo Shed Some Skin Slow Gherkin All Star Smash Mouth Cant Get Enough Of You Baby Smash Mouth 03-Walkin' On The Sun Smash Mouth 1979 Smashing Pumpkins Muzzle Smashing Pumpkins Gin and Juice Snoop Dogg It Feels So Good Sonique Hell Squirrel Nut Zippers Right Now SR71 We Built This City Starship First Time Sunblock Feat Robin Beck Falling Stars Sunset Strippers Future's So Bright Timbuk3 Hey Mickey Toni Basil Out Of Touch United Nations Van Halen - Hot For Teacher Van Halen Van Halen - Jump Van Halen Nobodys / Walk Like An Egyptian Various

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyIrXH-ITw4

Can't wait for the pics. No myspace angles either, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't show off the goods...

I have no ramps or truck to offer you, I can only try and teach you effective loading methods. Good way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8vggli15no&feature=related Bad way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkQYYBOrRNk&feature=related Good luck to you.

If listening to Meat Loaf has taught me anything, it's that 2/3 ain't bad, and don't try to screw batshit insane women in a car. Good life lessons.

Nailed it. It's not a stereotype if it's 100% correct.

It's not the officer, it's the judge. An officer can write a ticket for whatever, it's up to the judge to determine whether or not it's correct. That's the whole point of contesting tickets. In this instance, a few things can happen: - Judge finds cop guilty of full infraction, suspends license with full points - Judge agrees to plea bargain, depending on amount of points and license disposition this will set a precedent that will come up in almost ALL trialed speeding cases - Judge finds cop not guilty on a technicality, expect that defense to be used on any and all plane-based tickets.

Have you ever actually tried that stuff? It's NASTY.

Indeed. This plea bargain (and there WILL be a plea bargain) will be very interesting.

And in fucking traffic. No dead straightaway, that had some cars on the road. This absolutely makes my blood boil.

Totally. The airbrushing looks top-notch.

You can infer three things from this bike. 1) that the owner is a woman, probably over the age of 30, 2) that she is enormously fat, and 3) that she lives in the country. I know one or two girls that have a passing interest in all things Pooh, but it's only the really fat chicks that have their houses decorated in it and wear the stuff like they have OCD.

I was going to cage it for that reason alone.

Stupid job to pay mortgage... You kids have fun! For $430 though, they better let you fire off a few .50cal rounds, maybe drop a bomb or two...

THESE (http://www.officialdatingresource.com/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/) are myspace pics. Those are regular-people pics.

Goddamnit, you're right.

I'll be there, on time for once.

Don't knock it, it worked for Silent Bob in Dogma...