ChickOn2

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.....ergo, "Socially Awkward." But in an adorable, can-fix-shit, problem-solving way. "Handy" = "endearing"

10,000 employees in ONE building?? were there that many in the World Trade Center?

I worry!! I really do!!

The white dewd on the right is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. You can just hear him going "ahw haw HAWNHNHN"

I know right??? More bitching, an NO measurements!! Overnight FAIL

Alrighty then! Hijack is complete. My work here is done. Thank you, and good night!

Nice try answering half the question, sir. In other news, I think we can call this here thread officially:hijack:

they have SUPER magnum?? firstly, how do you know that. Secondly, where are they sold? That is all.

Dear Esteemed Engineers: We, on another thread, find ourselves in a dilemma. The problem is that we are having a difficult time coming up with the right tools and methods to get an accurate measurement on a certain structure. The flexible, hidden nature of the structure makes it resistant to traditional means of measurement (i.e. ruler, depth guage or calipers). Hopefully you all, the OR brain trust, can shed some light on the subject, which resides here: http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?p=284045#post284045 go to about post # 212 or so. Thank you, that is all.

hmmm.. yeah about that... Maybe we should kick this problem to the Socially Awkward Engineers thread. I bet we had a range of solutions in less than a day's time.

Just sayin'... you didn't hear Wheez throwing talkin' a bunch of shit about 'hittin' bottom.' Maybe he's that guy that speaks softly, and carries a BIG ASS ... pair of shoes.

That's TOTALLY the way I took it. *mental note re JRMiii* Doesn't sound too comfortable to me either... plus who would I read the numbers? Suggestions??

iRaffedOutRoud also... the depth gauge would not account for girth capacity, would it? I mean.. how do you know if your joint would accomodate a light-days tampon-sized insert, or a bigger project, like a summer sausage. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

That's what HE said! bwwahahaha OK that was bad. Lord I apologize. Please be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea.

A depth gauge...? I'm not sure that's... sanitary.

They ALL do it. Otherwise, how else can they know for a fact what they're working with?? Just like you and I know for a fact what our respective brassiere sizes are...same concept.

LOL You just killed me with the boob card!! They were tucked into my jacket, it's not like they were flapping in the breeze... I prefer to think it was the courteous and accommodating nature of the members of the Dayton group.

Are you offering to go first, sir?

this thread makes me very to see so much finger pointing and bickering. Why don't y'all just pull your cawks out now so we can get the measurements done and charted, and settle this once and for all? And also for my sick, twisted amusement? FTR I used to ride a Katana and I can concur that they are not nearly as agile as other sport bikes, but a lot more comfortable... but with that in mind, I knew I couldn't whoop the curves and corners like the other bikes, because that's not what a sport cruiser is for. HOWEVAH. when I went on a group ride, the other members were kind enough to pause at stops until Lil Mama caught up. It only cost them a couple minutes, and it confirmed to me that there was in fact, safety in numbers. Maybe the group in this neck of the woods is just... different. Or maybe because I'm a chick.

what do you coach...?