ChickOn2

LOL! Unfortunately it's too late for him... He chose the red pill so his fate is sealed

As long as it's FUNNY. Who makes the decision re what's funny and what's not, though? Judge: ME Jury: ME Executioner (in appropriate dominatrix garb): ME Risk level = +100. So... fail to please me at your own peril. That is all. As you were

*GASP* that was YOU?? I didn't even read that thread!! *opening new tab* It's all good. We have our next appointment on the 20th. She is showing way more after 3 months than a regular pregnancy. It's cool as hell to know they're in there. Family has been sending us clothes here and there so we have them hanging in the closet waiting to be worn. The next ultra sound pictures we get I will post them up for you if you'd like to see them? YAYYY!! please do!! Please say again when they are actually due, even though I know they probably won't let her go the whole stretch...? Also, I highly recommend Bright Beginnings down in Springboro. Once the little muffins are about halfway cooked, take wifey down there. Bring $200. She will leave with a massage and COLOR PHOTOS and VIDEO of all the internal going's on to keep for posterity.

I have to agree. Texting in itself isn't making people get in accidents. It's any and all distractions, period. The last time I got rear-ended it was because the kid was fiddling with his radio in stop-and-go traffic. I stopped, but he go'd. So what, outlaw car radios? Negligent is negligent, regardless of the cause. We already have a law that addresses negligent driving so just let the law do it's job. And what happens when the next level of technology comes out that is equally distracting but does not fit the definition of "texting."? Then we have the same problem all over again and have to re-legislate.

If this is kinda off topic, feel free to come shoot me. NinjaNick a.k.a. Impregnator 2000 a.k.a. Bullseye Nick a.k.a. 2 for 1 Special: can you please check in at your earliest convenience and tell us how the process is going? How is the Mrs.? Still on target for the due date? But other than that, stay the hell away from me!!

You should report that immediately to the Department of Redundancy Department. Right way. In other news, RIP passenger lady. I won't jump on my "don't ride backpack!!!" soapbox, doesn't seem appropriate at the moment.

Dammit, the driver was a woman. And she was "lost." And she was in an SUV. Can we squeeze anymore stereotypes into this one?? Was she also blonde? BITCH get a Tom Tom! RIP to the rider... at least he tried to dump the bike

True story.. that bike is indeed a bright orange blaze of beauty...

Wait... wait. I know what the problem is here. And I know now to solve it once and for all: Matt... Officer DangBruh... alright, whip 'em out, guys. Let's get this done so we can move on...

WHY so serious??? And uhh... I had no idea you were white. I'm glad we had this little talk.

This thread went...uhm... an entirely different direction.. even by OR standards. DangBruh.. I'm glad Oldy McOldster missed you. Not that it matters, but cop or no cop... (uhmm I ain't know you was 5-0... I GUESS we can still be pals... I'll make an exception LOL) I personally agree with you 100%. Sometimes these drivers need a quick learning experience. The fact that he's old just means that the 'talking-to' is coming better late than never. I have had to have a friendly chat at a stoplight with the occasional soccer mom in a Yukon, applying mascara and talking on her cell phone while she narrowly avoids running me off the road. So.. what, because she is blonde with kids in the back, she's above an ass whoopin'? What about MY kids? No, they don't like it. But how would that guy have felt if he had hit you and you were seriously hurt? You did him a favor by hopefully making him pay better attention next time.

that makes 2 of us. What am I looking at? They look like broke ass KISS fans.. but sound like lame ass rap fans...? Please enlighten me, someone?

ahhh c'mon. Just because there's activity near your anus doesn't mean your going to magically turn gay. Haven't you ever had a prostate exam?

WHY are men so sensitive about their anal area? the slightest discomfort anywhere near there, and y'all are ready to bring the world screeching to a halt.

ionn even know, big guy... I can't call it. But it looked to me like the guys were, like, frantically trying to bring down a deer-like-thingy. They weren't really dressed for hunting either (like the guys at the beginning with their helmets and whatnot). I wonder if the african guys were just trying to feed their... village.. tribe... whatever they got going on over there... Whew, I'm so glad I'm American. The only thing I have to slaughter is my debit card over at the WalMart. I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAA-FRICAHHHHH GONNA TAKE THE TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAAAAAA-- AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAVVE! ooohhh, ooohhhh...

well I'm not a huge fan of shooting the elephants and breaking the zebra's legs, but is it possible the african dewds were hunting the deer-type deals for food? with the only weapons they might have available..? Or do they have a Bill Goodman's Gun and Knife Show over there in the Serengeti? And why am I singing Toto. GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAYYY FROM YEEEWWW! THAT'S SOMETHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE CAN NEVER DEWWWW

OK, well since he dont appear to want to answer me, I guess I'll put Boonkiesha (my ghetto alter ego) back in her cage.

And what might that be? hmm? Say it, if you ain't a bitch, and if you're mother's not a bitch... If you're bad enough, go ahead and whip out your nuts and let 'em swing back and forth. SAY IT. I'm begging you.

wha caint ah quit yew!

O RLY and what that might be? I wish he WOULD. He will be my bitch by the end of the night. I would treat him like that fax machine in Office Space

I can't rep you anymore today, I've damn near worn out the button!! !!!!

He only has a case if you are making everything up.

Yes, coonery. Coon + buffoonery = coonery. That's not the first time you've heard that, is it?

mm hmm.. welp.. feel free to take it on the arches ..

*meow!* *meow!*