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  1. Tonik

    "side hustle."

    Does that gal that slow rides the wing in competition still teach at Polaris? She can sure ride that thing.
  2. Facts my ass, your post was devoid of facts. Here are the facts, they put it in a barrel for a split second to meet the letter of the law. Then they put it in a pressure vessel full of wood chips and pressurize the shit out of it for 24 hours to turn it brown with none of the advantages of aging it. You and your buddy can call it anything you want, but that don't make it anything other than what it is. Shitty brown colored cornshine.
  3. Cool, you can drink that shit...and it is shit. Rest of us will drink the good stuff.
  4. At this point all you need to do as add a Starbucks to the lobby and she give you all her money.
  5. When I saw this I was going to tag you. But decided I didn't need to, you would be along any minute anyway.
  6. The requirements for aging bourbon are actually federal law. New oak barrel, period. Anything else is whiskey. There is some irony there, an illegal moonshiner quoting federal law.
  7. Can't age it in three weeks and call it bourbon.
  8. Tonik

    "side hustle."

    Polaris in Berea would be a good bet, or Tri-C. The Polaris peeps seemed pretty cool when I went there.
  9. So one of my kids new customers is a very famous bourbon maker in Kentucky. We spent the day with their master distillers not long ago. Needless to say we learned a lot. Yesterday we put that knowledge to the test, it is fermenting now and based on all the initial indicators this batch might be off the charts.
  10. Wait, did you know Trevor the roach? #TrevorForget
  11. No you wouldn't, if you believed in God.
  12. Using every tool/method available to raise your child to be the best possible human being that they can be seems like a good idea to me. All you people used Santa to make your kids be good. Explain the difference please.
  13. Religion doesn't kill people, people kill people.
  14. That is just more of the broad brush generalities that I am pointing out. Most religious people don't proclaim that, and most bikers don't sell crack.
  15. For a hundred years bikers have had loud pipes, gangs that rob, murder and rape and sell crack. Bikes are bad.
  16. Oh I can see it now.....rolling into the driveway at home....Hey Deb check out my new race bike and the free umbrella babe that came with it!!
  17. I really should buy this.
  18. Tonik

    "side hustle."

    So not good at math or the internets.
  19. Tonik

    "side hustle."

    Dang that is some awesome work, the welds look perfect. Did you really have to quote all the pics noob?
  20. Tonik

    "side hustle."

    Sounds like you need to go on Shark Tank!!
  21. Invite him to the January meet and greet. We will take turns beating his ass.
  22. My ex wife is friends with my wife on Facebook.
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