Facts my ass, your post was devoid of facts.
Here are the facts, they put it in a barrel for a split second to meet the letter of the law. Then they put it in a pressure vessel full of wood chips and pressurize the shit out of it for 24 hours to turn it brown with none of the advantages of aging it.
You and your buddy can call it anything you want, but that don't make it anything other than what it is. Shitty brown colored cornshine.