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Tonik

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  1. Nope, 10.5. Maybe you didn't notice because your head is up your ass, that could be distracting.
  2. After all the time my foot has been up your ass it's only now getting weird? That's weird.
  3. More like a foot up your ass, but yep, here I am.
  4. How you use Facebook is irrelevant to this conversation, much like you are. Facebook groups have killed traditional internet forums.
  5. Get her somebody to talk to about it. We men suck at listening. We care, we just don't know WTF to do or say.
  6. F' heated grips. Get a heated liner and gloves.
  7. Never heard anyone complain about Givi on their bike. Except Tim, but it's not Givi's fault he is a dumbass and lost his key.
  8. So everyone else got a personal invite, and I got a crappy sarcastic mention in the thread?
  9. Yes, you can order them when you make your reservation. I saw them unloading the rentals the morning of the track day. They looked pretty decent.
  10. They are allowed. I don't think it's crazy, you wear one every other time you ride. They are plenty safe. Edit: But once out of Novice you have to go full face.
  11. Very good friend of mine and I went to look at a bike in Boardman last night, she bought it. So I need a vehicle and trailer to go get it. Maybe this weekend or next? I will be driving, not her. Yes, it's a she. No she will not give you or I sexual favors for this. She is not into guys, but she is cool a fuck.
  12. Tonik

    Po ta toes

    That's it, this thread will not get any better than this. Mods, lock this thread.
  13. Am I the only one that gets a stiffy whenever this thread is updated?
  14. A pound of muscle weighs exactly the same as a pound of fat. However, a pound of fat does take up more space than a pound of muscle.
  15. Tonik

    "side hustle."

    Does that gal that slow rides the wing in competition still teach at Polaris? She can sure ride that thing.
  16. Facts my ass, your post was devoid of facts. Here are the facts, they put it in a barrel for a split second to meet the letter of the law. Then they put it in a pressure vessel full of wood chips and pressurize the shit out of it for 24 hours to turn it brown with none of the advantages of aging it. You and your buddy can call it anything you want, but that don't make it anything other than what it is. Shitty brown colored cornshine.
  17. Cool, you can drink that shit...and it is shit. Rest of us will drink the good stuff.
  18. At this point all you need to do as add a Starbucks to the lobby and she give you all her money.
  19. When I saw this I was going to tag you. But decided I didn't need to, you would be along any minute anyway.
  20. The requirements for aging bourbon are actually federal law. New oak barrel, period. Anything else is whiskey. There is some irony there, an illegal moonshiner quoting federal law.
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