You know what, this all you right wing wacko's fault.
The amount of money it costs for these social programs is NOTHING in comparison to how much money you bastards spend trying to kill Arabs. How has that worked out for you? Are they dead? Have they given up? Fuck no, you are all total failures.
So how about we cut defense spending in half, double the spending on social programs/education and give everyone a tax cut. We would have money left over to burn not to mention buy @Bad324 a bike.