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  1. Spies was 2 years ago. Last year it was Toseland and Crutchlow on the Yamaha. And Kawasaki seems to not be able to get good tyre usage out of the ZX10 yet. To be competitive for a few laps, they need to put on gear that won't last but half the race...
  2. The US went from being a British Colony, to a Chinese Colony in under 300 years. Meh...
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    Flesh

    This deserves a comment. A really naughty comment...
  4. Exactly. I just didn't have the time to mess around and go to court, and taking my time out for going to court costs money too. Pay the fine and feck'em...
  5. Grandview Police are the worst. $75 for the luxury of them telling me my light was out. The patrols are horrible by the tracks on 5th. I got a ticket for doing 43? there- on a scooter? Don't get me wrong, I sped plenty on the scooter, but not while coming to a large bump and railroad tracks... I've gotten six tickets in my life. Four of them were Grandview. Kenny and Kinnear, on Kinnear to turn left onto Kenny southbound. Light turns yellow, with a police car opposite me- his left turn signal on too and in the left turn lane. I take the left. He switches up, turns right and pulls me over. Turning left on yellow when already in the intersection?? I think he was fishing for drunks, so I was given the treatment. Passed it, but STILL got the ticket. For being in the intersection and turning. I don't want to be a douche like Kasich, but I hate Grandview's police. I really do.
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    USPS fail

    I just stopped crying. Wait, I feel another sob building. It's not the New York Lady Liberty..... I've got to go....
  7. Just make sure you get them to the track more than I was able to these last two years! Keep safe- r
  8. Iron Pony, and Thurman's. All Brits should face the Thurman Burger...
  9. I just hope I have clean underwear on.
  10. Well, you cut your hair off, so they couldn't have though you were a girl anymore. Unless....
  11. Pansy. ;)No offense of course. My daughter woke me and said we had an intruder downstairs. A 12 year old girl still wanted to have a looksie while I went downstairs, though I said to do nothing but stay with the phone upstairs. After looking around a bit, I noticed something moving in the partially opened closet. A raccoon had gotten in through the cat door. My friends on FB can see how we cornered it with a two handed broadsword, and how I carried it out after putting on leathers and racing gloves. And a Darth Vader helmet. Do it with style.
  12. I've got some black Alpinestar SMX's if that's the sort of boots you're after. 45 Euro size. I can be kind too, they get even less use than my snowboard boots. No crashes, but a couple of toe drags on the toepiece. $70?
  13. That picture was uncalled for. That, and I wear Chuck Taylors to everything except weddings.
  14. This happened about the same time that the 10 best cities to live in worldwide came out. 4 out of 10 were in Australia. The irony was that there were sharks swimming down Main St. when the list came out... PS. The US had none, but no sharks swimming down Main St. either.
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    Camel toe

    Seriously, which one of you gheys landed the wad closest to the cracker?
  16. Pliers for the tourniquet. I repeat.... Pliers.
  17. Seemed like a grand idea at the start!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1375793/Oregon-woman-used-box-cutter-pliers-circumcise-son-home.html
  18. Six kids plus driver in a pick up truck? Is that the Clown Car Edition F-150? The driver of that truck committed negligent homicide, and all that is said is "the rider didn't make it." No normative evaluations of the driving, which there clearly should have been if he was left of center. If it were the other way around, you know there would be a statement like "the rider failed to negotiate the turn..."
  19. I just quoted this for the hell of it.
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