RFM

Money is worthless unless god is trusted!

Her boss, eh? She works for a sorority. Hmmmm....

What? This isn't about riding girls?

My girlfriend has a yeast infection after taking some antibiotics, so there's no riding for me.

I did a Skyline Coney eating contest. 15. The winner had 16, and the closest to me was 11. To the gills, mang.

You didn't get the invitation to Wheezle's party?

$.49 Taco special at Taco Bell Graceland. I feel special alright, and it only cost $6.00!

She doesn't touch the Schlitz in the refridgerator. What more can a parent ask for?

Paneer Korma over rice noodles. My daughter went vegetarian on me.

I got to page 32 on www.tfln.com. That bored.

I've got sole custody of my daughter. At 13, she thinks farting is the highest form of humour. I think I did good too.

Man did I get fuckered into looking at one of those stored on his phone... =/

Taco Bell- they're bastards. They hook you with a new menu item that's on the cheap. Then they raise the price on it. I remember when Gordita Supremes were that cheap. Now they're $1.79. Brings tears to my eyes.

I used that lens for two years professionally. It is a good alternative, still a constant F2.8, well built- and it can be found for around $300 used. That said, the Nikon version was a nice upgrade. Worth the extra $1,400? Honestly, that Sigma was a workhorse.

I just spent three minutes laughing at Sambusa's avatar. Must get back to work...

I have wind all the time.

If that's what gets you out of bed in the morning.... Bewbies FTW

With all due respect, of course.

Pink, with powder blue. Might not match the bike. But a perfect match for the guy trying to match the bike. Poof. Lol!

Sorry Moose. I know disappointment. My girlfriend was supposed to be flying in- and instead got an ear infection so she couldn't fly. She's driving home from Florida now. Plans? Meh.. Moose KoC will always draw people. My date last night was my daughter. And not in that creepy Coshocton type way. I'm sure she's too young for a KoC evening anyways. Happy New Year!

Nothing beats shopping for cooter pads for your wee little 'un...

Incest is a crime, isn't it?