Honey Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow........lemon,"
"Green...........lime,"
"Orange.......orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"