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Thanks D! Fixed. Stupid g'vmnt employees don't know how to set up A records in DNS...

For Delaware County Mutts (click) Charlie the Wonderdog. He really doesn't want to kill Santa...

Install Google Sync on the Berry (go to http://m.google.com/sync), sync your phone contacts to your GMail contacts. Once the Driod's up and running, it will automagically put your GMail contacts on your Droid. Google Sync will also sync your BB's calendar. (if you don't have GMail, go get yerself an account)

Ohio Riders... For gun lovers in and around Ohio

Gunvault Nano sold out. R'cvd my e-mail alert at 14:12, checked at 14:30, gone. They really should stock more than 3 of whatever the daily deal is...

#1 = x 1,000,000

I'm sorry, Mr. Government Agent, all of my guns were in a safe on my boat, I hit a big wave, and the safe (with ALL of my guns in it) went overboard and sank... Full size 4" carry IWB with a Crossbreed Supertuck is no problem for me, 5'10", 170#. Awaiting a Supertuck for my Government-size (5") 1911; will let you know how that works out. I place the holster at about 4:30 on my waist. If you have a good gun belt that supports the holster well, IWB carry shouldn't be an issue. Galco and Crossbreed make fine gun belts, I'm sure there are others. KHolster, Crossbreed (Supertuck), and Galco (King Tuk) all make a nearly identical IWB holster; Kydex, big leather back, and adjustable belt clips.

Probably should start a separate "words of wisdom from other parents thread"... When Jr. was born, the pediatrician told me that there are 4 reasons a baby cries: 1) The baby is hungry (fix by feeding) 2) The baby is cold or hot (fix by adding/removing blankets) 3) The baby is wet (fix by changing diaper (and if the child is boy, have something ready to cover his, umm, johnson, as the cool air hitting it when the diaper is removed can cause a much-stronger-than-you-would-have-ever-believed stream of piss to come out and nail you in the face)) or 4) The baby just feels like crying, for which there is no fix except patience. Also, ask for a vibrating baby chair for the shower, or buy it yourself. Best. Thing. Evar. Soothes a crying infant like magic. Or just rinse the binkie in whiskey; that'll also work...

Ahhh, this explains the "would you put your kid in this car seat strapped to a bike" thread from the other week... Forgot: Congratulations!

Who's the father? j/k, of course! This'll be the one of the three best days of your life - the other two being your wedding day and the day the kid finally moves out...!

+ rep to Tpop

Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Either: - Global Warming - Bush's fault - Evil Republicans - U.S. didn't buy enuf carbon offsets - There were no weapons of mass destruction - Freemasons or - Moar fear or - to quote Joycelyn Elders, the former Surgery (sic) General: "...you know, and we all will probably die with something sooner or later..."

Yes, that was completely wicked. I’ve never seen anybody do that, although MODO is one of the elite teams in that league, and so everyone hates them. That’s where Peter Forsberg tried to resurrect his career about 100 times, his dad is the coach or GM or something.

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Tailgating skiers... Let 'em try that behind me - I'd show 'em!

I hear that insurance, through absolutely no fault of your own, is wicked expensive, especially when buying through family friends (who would never take advantage of your naivete). Caveat emptor, Cheech.

So many possible responses, so little time...

Heck Justin, I was so awestruck by the big naturals and so appalled that she wanted to saw them off that I didn't do my due diligence.. Turns out they (the twins) are still slightly more than a handful (34C), so I'm wondering why she bothered. She should get in my kitchen and make me a sammich, once the cleaning's done.

Heard on the radio that The Vest has won more Big 10/11 games in the Outhouse than Rich Rod, maybe 4 - 3? ASSuming that's true, that's a fairly damning record. Fail, I have met you, and your name is Rich Rod.

Sexist, male chauvinist pig...

TruGlo's are up today for Glock * and XD, $89.99, green only (looks that way from the pics)

No shit. "WTF?! Blocked punt?!? F*ck f*ck f*ck". (10 seconds later): "WOOT! WOOT!" My last remaining non-gray hair turned gray...