jblosser

Braylon Edwards couldn't catch the clap from a Coshocton skank...

Goodbye and good riddance.

Anything on the menu, $5 total per person. Dessert, drink, sandwich, make it a platter, doesn't matter, $5.

Cash register's broken.

Don't know how long this will last.

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doing!

fap. fap. fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfappity fappity.:D

Born in Akron' date=' OH.. but the details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.[/quote']

Wait just a darn minute! In the movie, your son's name was Scott, yet on here you proclaim yourself "Isaac's papa"?

Which is it?

Either there's something fishy goin' on, or else that was just "poetic license" being used in the movie.

Inquiring minds want to know.

OR, buy a PC, buy the $29 Mac OS X 10.6 upgrade DVD, Google "Hackintosh", and get the "true Mac experience" for 1/2 the $$$.

Buy a PC preloaded with Linux.

No virus/malware problems.

No $300 for an office suite.

Comparable machines, performance/storage-wise, a PC will be 1/2 the cost of a Mac.

Nude, Gun-Wielding 91-Year-Old Man Helps Make Arrest of Home Intruder

Monday, September 21, 2009

LAKE WORTH, Fla. — Authorities say a 91-year-old man in South Florida jumped out out of bed naked and held an intruder breaking into his house at gunpoint until deputies arrived.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Robert E. Thompson was awoken Saturday morning after a burglar climbed his backyard fence and was met by his charging dog, Rettt, a Rottweiler and Doberman Pinscher mix. Thompson heard the commotion, grabbed his .38-caliber revolver and phoned police without ever getting dressed.

Deputies say Thompson fired a warning shot at 26-year-old Jose Pasqual after the intruder started to come toward him. Pasqual was booked in the Palm Beach County Jail and did not immediately have an attorney.

Every PT Cruzer with a custom plate has a douche inside. My favourite was PT4U2NV. Ummm, not really. I'll do fine without a tarted up Neon.

Edited/fixed for you: Every PT Loser has a custom plate and a douche inside.

Saw a plate on a clean 1971 Porsche 911 at the German car show yesterday: "2sylbls". Liked it.

^^^^^

Another "Bluegrass" event: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/05004303EE2EB2A6?artistid=731962&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=2

Skaggs Family Christmas, 11 December, Palace Theatre, downtown C-Bus

In the garage and barn:

1998 Olds Aurora

2003 Dodge Ram 2500 quad cab 4x4, a.k.a "The big black blob"

2004 Audi A8L - soon to be replaced by 2009/10 Audi S5 Cabriolet or new A8L

2004 Craftsman 27hp 48" 'garden tractor'

2008 Suzuki GSX650F

32" Simplicity snow thrower

gas string trimmer, leaf blower

Workbench, shelves, kid toys, bicycles

spare leash and collar for dog washing

leaves from oak tree

spiders

occasional mouse, a.k.a. plaything for the cats or dog

Verified working on Blackberry Storm/Verizon at 14:27 :smile:

My 8 year old was jazzed to see this - he watched some vids on the guy's website and thought it would be 'cool'.

Pulled into the parking lot at 10 till 4, nothing.

White pickup with the stunt bike (I'm guessing) pulls in at 3:55, guy and girl get out, go into bar. "Cool" I'm thinking, he'll talk to the manager, get things set up, we'll be rolling in 10 minutes.

Girl comes out 10 minutes later, gets jacket out of truck, goes back into the bar.

At 4:30, Jr. and I gave up and came home, as we had an OSU football game party to go to.

Glad we didn't keep waiting - we could have spent another hour in the truck listening to the radio and watching a stunt bike just sitting there.

SO, he was in the bar for at least an hour and a half. IF he ever did get on the bike, it might have been an interesting / dangerous show, if one's to assume he was indulging in an adult beverage or two or more...

Anyone know if he ever did get the bike out?

Guess they took it seriously:

I bought an almost-new bike with a clean title from them last week. I got what I felt to be a fair deal.

Bought Wednesday evening, title showed up Saturday.

They brought the bike to my house as I had my 8 year old with me and couldn't ride home.

O.R. discount, MSF discount.

Mitch and Justin were fine to work with. Mitch showed me (seemingly) all of the 4,000 or so bikes they had, just to give me a feel of their inventory, but didn't push anything on me.

All in all, I would recommend them, and would buy from them again!

My $0.02 worth...