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Das Borgen

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  1. A drunk is at a bar getting ready to leave, when he throws-up all over his shirt

     

    drunk: Aw man, I jusht puked all over my good shhirt. My wife's gonna be pissed!

     

    bartender: Calm down, pal, here's what you do: go home, give your wife $20 and tell her some idiot threw up on you and decided to pay to clean your shirt.

     

    drunk: W-wow that's a great idea!

     

    The drunk gets home and walks in the door

     

    Wife: About time you stumbled in! Look at your shirt you sloppy drunk - I hope you're happy!

     

    Drunk: Now w-wait a shecond, some guy puked all over my shhirt as I was leavin' the bar, and he gave me $20 to clean it - here! he give her the money

     

    Wife: Wait a second, there's $40 here!

     

    Drunk: Oh, he shit in my pants, too.

  2. http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81812145.jpg

     

    more cpomplete list of rageface origins

     

    http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81812153.jpg

     

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-2.gif

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-13.gif

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-1.gif

     

    http://i.imgur.com/Ko2nI.jpg

     

    http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/602759/81810836.jpg

     

    http://i.imgur.com/A3Vh0.jpg

     

    http://i.imgur.com/mVE2T.png

     

    PS: LOL Captain Planet Cheadle

     

     

     

    now you have Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix playing soccer before....not funny but fucking awesome..yes please!

    http://i.imgur.com/h71tS.jpg

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