you could do what I did last year....on my way to drop the lil one off at the sitters I hit a turkey with the front end of my truck. The frickin bastard caused about $1700 worth of damage.
That bitch with the monster drink needs her arms ripped out of their sockets and she needs beaten to death with them. That is a horrible thing to do and say about an adorable 7 year old who is dying.
I thought the quote was "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" But then you would know more about lotion and hoses than I would