Aerik

Sure. I charge $50,000 for the first three minutes, and $10,000 each additional minute. Ambulance services not provided, and your medical bills aren't included. We're not liable for any damages, personal and/ or internet humiliation, degrading treatment, post-traumatic stress, or random beatings. Badger assault is extra.

White power ranger? I have no clue. I'm the helmetless bald guy.

Laid off, full-time student, living on loans and grants.

At first I was like Then I was like

Lmao, you met her before. Last week, you sat across from me and her, along with Raincheck at the table on the back patio! Haven't you figured out that I'm socially backward and terrible at formalities and small talk?

Had a nice time, as usual. I've noticed that some people won't come up and talk to me when the wife is there. Really, it's ok. She just looks mean, she doesn't bite, and she's not jealous.

If you were riding to do something that actually benefits veterans, I'd be there immediately. Even though I'm not a veteran, I strongly support pushing our government to hold up our end of the deal when people have served in dangerous situations on our behalf. I'll happily put my tax dollars toward that. Giving them the medical/ mental health treatment they need? Absolutely. Covering their college 100%? Definitely. Sending them into harm's way only when necessary? Right on. Making sure that, when we send them, they have absolutely everything we can provide to help them get back safe? No doubt. Using them like cheap stage props to lend legitimacy to a wholly unrelated political agenda? Die in a fire. It's an insult to their sacrifice to misuse their names in this way. Seriously, it's beneath contempt, and you should be ashamed. You have a right to your free speech, but it's still cowardly to wrap up your agenda under the veterans' banner without actually doing anything for veterans.

Same here. My bike's a tank. Hell, if it's raining bad enough I'll mount a rudder on the aft fender. Shadowboat FTW!

Bikes don't melt. Bring a towel for the seat.

Nah, call 'em anyway. It's what you paid for. And at any rate, one of my friends works nights for AAA. He just loooves changing tires. Especially when it's raining!

You speak of The Idiocratic Prophecy like it was just some movie?! Blasphemy!!!!

Yes. Every reasonably cool person without younger siblings should 'adopt' a 16-21 year old and try to turn them into something resembling a human being.

Damn. I wondered why my neighborhood was missing this morning. And why the dog was talking to me, but that could be unrelated.

You don't have to tell me- I spend 5 days every week surrounded by these morons. Sometimes I'd swear I can hear my IQ dropping just from being in the same room with such idiocy.

Never heard the song, but yes, our future is pretty well doomed. Young people FTL!

Word. Buy the paint and the fiberglass stuff, we'll get that shit done. If the pipes were flatter, I bet we could cook a steak on the little green fucker, though.

"The prokaryotes, now them simpler than eukaryotes!" (Insert spelling errors at random.) He also does weird things to verb conjugation and various modifiers.

That guy's my hero. Incidentally, none of my friends can pass a Chik-Fil-A without laughing uncontrollably.

Yeah, I have my own issues with online classes- I'm taking Biology online this term because there aren't enough on-campus students who need it right now. It blows. The course work is easy (I aced biology and physiology in high school), but part of my grade is based on carrying on forum discussion threads with my 'classmates'. That would be alright, except they're nearly all borderline illiterate, and the ones who aren't just copy sections from the textbook. Hard to carry on a conversation with a block paragraph from the book I just read. Even the professor can't type well in English- he's originally from Jamaica, and he uses a patois grammar structure when he types. It's almost as irritating as it sounds. But the term's almost over now. Just a few more days of bullshit and a final. If they try and make me take any more of these online classes, I'll take my grants, loans, and excellent GPA over to OSU or someplace.

My Thor's Hammer. I'm too lazy to take a picture of the one on my other arm. I dig monochrome tattoos (or with only a little accent color).

I'll be there, most likely with Raincheck as well.

Previous owner named it, we agreed that it should remain Kermit. Although, we're going to murder it the fuck out- flat black ftw! He wants to add green LED's under the plastics after it's painted though.