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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that if he shot the cyst then he would probably feel it a little. Having said that, when the washer door slammed on mine it was painless. Just don't hit hard enough to damage the wrist. Sledgehammers, guns, grenades or tactical nukes are a bad idea.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Meat Hammer". "Ok honey, this is for the cyst..." BANG "And this one is for staring at that starbuck's barista's butt the other day..." BANG "And for saying these pants make my butt look big...." BANG BANG "And for leaving the toilet seat up..." BANG BANG BANG

There's an app for that... Don't give Apple any ideas. The new iCyst will be in stores in time for Christmas, only $999.

I mean the brother smacking his own sack, not snot doing it. I'm slightly wierded out by how quickly your brain went THERE.

Didn't want to smack his sack with a meat hammer?

I had one on my wrist a few years back. After a bunch of googling (where the medical sites specifically advise against hitting it with a book) I went to a surgeon. The surgeon also advised against hitting it with anything and scheduled me for surgery to remove it. About a week before the op itself I was moving a top-loading washing machine and was holding the edge of the opening at the top (door propped open)... When I tilted the machine towards myself the door fell closed - right onto my "wristbump". It was clear immediately that the cyst was split open. No pain. The squishy lump disappeared slowly over a few days. Called the surgeon back and got the nurse who told me I still needed the surgery to remove the rest of the cyst material. I argued the surgeon would not want to open up my wrist and go digging around to try and find a cyst that wasn't there any more because the risks involved in are too great. Nurse disagreed and told me to come in still or else it would fill up again within a couple of weeks. When I went for the "surgery" the surgeon said; "Where is it?" When I told him it what happened he said; "Why are you here then"? I explained the nurse told me the surgery would still go ahead. He said; "No, I'm not going to go digging around in there for a cyst that isn't there any more - too risky." But, the f*cker still charged me a $120 "doctor visit" for the surgery that didn't go ahead, even though he said the nurse should have told me to cancel the appointment and acknowledging the nurse talked me out of cancelling based upon bad information. Told my insurance company what happened so they refused to pay it. The surgeon tried to bill me directly and I explained why I wasn't paying. The bill collectors he sent after me were told to F*CK OFF. They finally did. That was 12 years ago.

It's a fisheye lens - he's only 4' behind me.

I like turtles

Yes. I knew he was behind me as the road went from ne southbound lane to two. I also knew he was a ways behind me. When I went to do my lane change, though, he had closed the gap (mostly due to me slowing down for the van in front of me) so I didn't expect him to be there. Luckily I saw him when I checked over my shoulder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vkfKZCZDoU

Isn't there a pic out there on failbook where some guy "liked" a pr0n vid he was watching? Yup, stamps that shiz right on your FB wall.

Front-facing dashcam on the bike was not working. I'll post rear-facing video when i get home.

Riding to work, 4-lane highway. Left lane. Signalled to change lane to the right, and moved over to the right side of the left lane, about 2' from the white line. Mirror clear, but when I checked my blind spot I realized there was a car there. So I stayed in my lane waiting for a space. Then I realized that the car that was behind me was actually passing me while I was still in my lane - he was sharing my lane. Apparently he couldn't wait for me to exit the lane before he got past. He passed me within inches (I was doing about 30, he was doing about 50), then as he got past me he nearly rear-ended the stopped left-turner I was changing lanes to avoid. The guy who was next to me slowed down and gave me an exit. The impatient guy got stuck so close to to the stopped left-turner than he had to wait and I never saw him again. All went down in seconds. I swear his mirror was inches from my arm as he shot past.

If i am at work i walk over to the lady who runs the machine and she will refund me. Anywhere else i will shake the machine if the product is hanging, or post and "out of order" note. I avoid vending machines these days though.

Did she hit a sprinker?

We had a few spanning tree loops at my old company. The network guy wanted to take the offending linksys hub outside and shoot it, but it was in England so he had to settle for yelling loudly.

It will only monitor that wire.

You like to sniff people's packages? What?

2600Hz is the Bluebox / Phone Phreaking frequency to fake out an analog long-distance line to go on-hook at the telco and drop you out to a trunk line. This was back in the good old days where the police weren't with it enough to arrest you for hacking. This is Mitnick-era stuff.

"Angry Beaver" sounds like an STD.

Sticks and stones. Anything else gives them more of the publicity they crave.

They used to use a different drug but that was stopped because they were worried it might hurt the bad guy (boo-fucking-hoo) Then they switched to a different drug but the manufacturer of THAT drug was morally opposed to it. Ever seen "Things to do in Vegas when you're Dead"? Buckwheats.

Hence 4 rounds and one blank. How about 10 riflemen, 4 rounds and 6 blanks? Same number of shots hit the condemned, but every rifleman knows that he was more than likely a blank.

The hot stapler is most useful when a repaired part needs to flex. Usually during reinstallation. If the part does not need to be strong and does not need to flex then epoxy should be fine.

Why does it have to be a friendly way? Eye for an eye. His execution will cost about $3.00. 4 .30-06 rounds and one blank.