meet the parents.... Greg: I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?Jack: Sure.Greg: My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 30 of them. And there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the — to the — to the — to the — to the teat.Jack: Teat?Pam: Dad.Greg: What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just... into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto — that's what I named him.Dina: I had — I had no idea you could milk a cat.Greg: Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.Jack: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?