JaysonL

^ Although I will never refer to you as anything other than the "sheep fucker" or "fruit" (or some variation/combination of the two).... I am still willing to give you credit where credits due.

Taking a step back from my post as disciplinarian.... I totally agree with the Sheep fucker. Sad to say, he's right!

Well maybe it takes 50 times for you to learn and next time you won't open your facking mouth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrMQ3QwyPo

Glad to hear you're alright! feel better

"Is there any way at all to stop it?" ....(Pause).... "No I don't think so. I don't think there's a way to stop it. Hopefully we can slow it down. There's always going to be that individual that wants to get on two wheels and see just how fast they can go." ^ Well now that was a REALLY deep and intellectual interview. A lot of good questions from a well-prepared reporter, Mr. Dumbass, and some excellent well-thought out answers from the sheriff, Officer Obvious! God, it's amazing how quickly they figured out that us bikers enjoy going fast! Never thought they would catch on

What kind of work are you referring to?! B/c if you just said what I think you said.... EWWWWWW! :tongue:

So I texted 1000rrrider while everyone was eating and heard that there was one Katana that showed up. I also heard that a bike went down.... I'll give you all ONE guess as to what that bike might be!

Was this rain or shine?! I didn't go b/c of the huge storm rolling in.... which is super unfortunate b/c I had a whole day/ maybe weekend to devote to riding so this is some bullshit!

Damnit Scott! If it's not about the nasty man tittys, or Moobs (if you prefer), its not worth saying!

I'll try my best man! I'll see if I can petition the group to stop by your house so we can barge inside and raise hell for about 15 until we then disappear suddenly, single file out the door and back to the bikes to continue.

^ .... *pause in astonishment* .... Oh shit! Wait.... uh oh.... here it comes! :puke::puke:

Understandable. I definitely would be trying to talk you out of coming out for the ride if you were seriously thinking about it. Rest is the best thing for you right now.... although I'm definitely bummed that we won't get to meet up for the ride tomorrow. Oh, and I guess if you don't hear another Katana horror story by the end of the day, or get a call or text from me saying "fail", you'll know I made it through alright and earned myself that free Chipotle!

haha. you're just mad b/c I'm getting Chipotle for coming out to and finishing/making it through a ride that I already wanna go on! You Jealous bastard you.

He likes the flap jacks! The REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL big ones!

Shit man.... that's kinda nasty! Just messin' around, you'll heal up soon!

^ Same here. It's like my comfort item. I almost ALWAYS have to ride with it, and will go out of my way to find some shit around the house to pack in it to make sure its not almost completely empty! haha

Add 5 more years of invincibility to that number my friend! And thanks for all the help guys. Also, I've become somewhat of a "google skeptic." (I've had quite a hard time finding simple shit with simple search terms.... it frustrates me and makes me Hulk-Smash keyboards) But, anyway, all the advice and knowledge is appreciated and was definitely helpful. Even what that sheep-fucking fruit had to say!

Fair enough, fair enough. See you at the next ride then!

Haha. Well at least I know now.... I'm not afraid to be a complete dumbass and ask those legitimately "stupid questions". I just wanna know what I should be doing!

Check out the boob milk dribble marks on his chin.

Full Metal Jacket FTMFW! God I love that movie!

You lie! Mods.... BAN HIM! He makes up awful filthy rumors about juice boxes and horrible lies about James Dean's sexuality!

Yepp Yepp also, saw a silver naked (with the tiny front fairing and mini screen) sv650 going south on 91 right by chagrin and 91.... my immediate reaction was that it was Mike, Lost1888, but I'm pretty sure his is fully naked and yellow.