alienpi

with strippers on

I can imagine the tootsie pop owl doing a skit.

Someone: how long does it take to get fused to your chair?

Owl sitting in chair: 1, 2, tries to get out; 2 years.

Some people's kids.

with her boobs

Relative to the Black Eyed Peas and a lot of other so called artists on the radio, Rebecca Black's stuff is a welcome relief.

I was really interested in launching rockets when I was like 12 or so. Anyhow after a while I felt it necessary to add slight variations to my rockets. Sometimes I'd add occupants such as grasshoppers or other bugs in the top part with the parachute. Then after a fluke I thought it was cool to play rocket roulette by disabling the cone from ejecting, thus creating a missle. On some days with little wind I'd see where my missles landed, but most of the time they just disappeared in the clouds. I still laugh about the possible mayhem those "missiles" could have caused with pets, pedestrians, and traffic.

on top of

The more I ride the more I prefer my perforated one piece suit with a 1 piece undersuit and various layers of under armor which are dependent on temperature. I complete the ensemble with a full-face helmet, gloves, back protector, and boots.

For casual rides that involve cruisers, I switch the one piece with textile jacket, reinforced jeans or overpants. The full- face helmet, gloves, back protector, and boots are the same as with the one piece.

With both options I wear ear plugs or in ear headphones. By the way, I've tried a lot of ear plugs, and some are too stuffy while others just aren't comfortable. I found these ear plugs that let the engine sound come through, yet block out the wind noise, and aren't stuffy. Also, they don't hurt my ears or make weird sounds when putting them in or taking them out. They are Flent's Quiet Please ear plugs, they are white cylinders. http://earplugstore.stores.yahoo.net/flenquietple3.html

I think OsuMj needs to review number 5. :-)

After some quick searches for sport chopper I found something pretty cool. Yeah, it's from 2006, but it's definitely something I wouldn't mind riding.

http://thekneeslider.com/archives/2006/03/26/revelation-honda-powered-sport-chopper/

This should be a sticky in the women's section of ORDN.

with bladder control

That's another wonderful illustration of pregnant women being twice as psycho as normal women.

uhhmmm, yeah about that boat near it....there actually is. He's got one up in the field. You can kind of see it in this pic. In the clearing between the trees, it's white.

That's awesome!

Needs some highway pegs and tassels.

Here's a link to the pictures. http://www.stayontheblack.com/anthony-stuhldreher-yamaha-r1-super-stretch-concept/

Despite throttling my machines to make them more user-friendly, I think I may be in first place soon! What's up with your folding jporter12?

are we trying to top each other with these vids or what. really wonder if the dad murdered his son.

The crazy part about that vid is how the camera guy notes that his dad will be pissed seconds before he even wrecks it.

That's a good idea. My dad hates when boats run into his trees...

Make sure there's a stranded boat near it, if you do the lighthouse idea.

and urine soaked

That HD vid was definitely painful to watch. I bet he just had some performance modifications put on too.

This burnout video always get's me laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8noK_Twc_0

of their exquisite

while topless mermaids

Chick magnet because the ladies can check their hair and makeup when it's around.

I bet you'll want to get it before July, but Kawasaki is having a demonstration day at Mid Ohio on the weekend of July 22-24. I'd definitely like to test ride a few bikes.

drink maple syrup