alienpi

I hate wasting vacation days for stuff like this.

monster and suck

My routine consists of a series of Nautilus machines. for some reason the bench press isn't included in the routine. I guess it's redundant?

it's february, yippee!

When you go to the gym for the sole purpose of fitting comfortably in your leathers.

Like breast milk

Being the nerdiest isn't shameful.

A study on how many energy drinks it take's to make semen sweet .this is what you do go buy your favorite energy drink find a girl that swallows & start out with one drink & add one more drink to each BJ & see how sweet semen can get & post up your sucking results</p>

Here's an opportunity for the girlfriend to contribute to science.

When you are better at forecasting rain than the weather man.

Tru dat!

expensive drug habit

just 1?

Either way, with my car or bike, both only have 2 seats. I would transport more if my car had a backseat. :-)

Maybe we should notify our local strippers. I volunteer myself to transport 1 stripper to Texas. :-)

There all nice, but the second one, with the sport bike components, was my favorite.

I guess that means it takes 45 minutes for you to get up?

and jiggled their

Apparently, I fat fingered the phone and hit the F instead of the R and it changed it to another word that I didn't mean to type. I must have noticed that it changed to what ever it changed it to, and hit the backspace (automatically changes it back to whatever I typed). But I didn't check to see that I spelled it wrong to begin with.

It seems when people quote you the quote is slightly modified to what you meant to say.

here is how "effective" TSA is.

the guy who wrote this article

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/11/the-things-he-carried/7057/

took ALL THIS STUFF through security in different airports.

i especially liked the part about the hezbollah flag... but really, when we hire hillbillies to secure our airports, you cant expect them to know everything right?

airport security is a joke, and the no fly list does not work.

could they have put more annoying music to it?

I'm guessing there'll be an OhioRiders section on youporn.com by the end of this year?

If you think that we won't be attacked in our own country again, you are fooling yourselves!

i'm not saying I don't think we need security, i'm just commenting on the evidence that shows our government is complicit in attacks such as 9/11 (see 911 truthers) and the underwear bomber.

in the underwear bomber's case the patsy was escorted past security. In the case of 911, where is all the explosive residue coming from that all the engineers are identifying as unmistakeably residue from a demolition.

It seems as though the government never wastes a crisis, and when it needs one it'll make it happen.

with syruppy boobs

by that definition every government, including ours, is guilty of terrorism.

It's been shown that Osama is funded by our government. One of the ways for our government to get power is by offering safety from these terrorists that they created to run these false flag attacks, that enable them to push their police state agenda.

Probably get a reality show or something out of the publicity?

While Strippers danced

If I were a terrorist, based on these recent reactionary approaches, I would propose that a certain type of scanner should be added to support air port security. Then after talks are initiated I would work with the CIA on a "training exercise" that tests airport security. And then after the patsy in the exercise hurts himself, and causes fear, I'd increase the price of the scanners and suggest they be used everywhere, despite the health risks.

Then I could make a ton of cash and decrease the population slowly by inducing cancer.