I'm naked... no tats... my fiancee is also tat free. To each their own, just not my thing. I contemplated one on my forearm a while back, but I work in a very "professional" business and it would be frowned upon.
No... just no... I am shopping for a bike right now and the things I have seen on craigslist are crazy. Pretty much everyone is asking about $2k more than KBB.