cOoTeR

One of my favorites was above a urinal it said something along the lines of aren't you glad that there isn't one of what's in your hand right now in your ass.

Or be glad that what's in your hand isn't in your ass. Made me chuckle.

that must have been quite the night!

I guess from what I remember.

I want to see a 750cc bike that weighs less than 400 pounds.

I realize it would probably be a thumper and all plastic/carbon.

But I can hope for a 2cyl or 4cyl.

The claimed wet weight of my zx10 is 437. You can shed 10lbs. by putting on an m4 slip on. Get a fender eliminator seat cowl smaller battery and light weight rims and it'll probably be close to under 400 lbs. and its a 1000. So I bet a sub 400 lb. 750 is do able.

oh I already thought you had the herpes.

Nope not yet. Thought I did once. Woke up still drunk went to piss and there was a bunch of red crap on my dick but it washed off. Pretty scary at first. Turned out the broad was on the rag. Glad I didn't wake up with an ear to ear ginger beard if your gonna pull off the happy dog you gotta be sober enough to remember it.

ding ding ding

cOoTeR wins the 500th post award

There's an award for that? I hope its not herpes or the hiv I could manage with crabz or da clap but not those 2.

Well I guess there's only one way to answer that question. Find out for yourself or ask someone who knows.

It's all in good fun. Talking shit on here is about as far as it goes for me. I'm waiting for R1 to get us the story of when he was a sandwich delivery boy. Hopefully for your sake he at least brings you a 6 incher.

And trust me when I saw, considering the guys I have dated in the past, I have seen it all!!!

Post #343 comes to mind again.

How am I going to win the presidential election in 8 years if I'm runnin around makin home made porn You can't keep anything private any more.

In 8 years that may give you a leg up in the election the way people vote nowadays.

Unfortunately this is also true, we are treating kids for alcohol poisoning because of this. They have figured it out and are soaking tampons in liquor and inserting them in the back door. That way they can be drunk at school and other places without the smell on their breath. Woman that don't like the taste of beer and liquor are also doing it

Wow, when I was in school if anyone came up with any idea that involved inserting anything into your poop shoot or even close to the balloon knot they would instantly get beat up and called lots of mean names that are now considered offensive. I guess we can thank the Jackass guys for making anal insertions cool.

Irony= reading a thread about you post whoring, then post whoring in said thread!!

At least most of it is funneled into this thread and not all over OR.

Doesn't matter when it injected into the ass

That's the fastest way for the body to absorb alcohol. Well by putting alcohol in your ass not semen.

Ill just leave this here.

http://www.marlinfirearms.com/firearms/selfloading/795.asp

As cheap as a decent air rifle. Use CB caps for an extremely effective in town vermin dispatcher out to about 40ish yrds.

What are these cb caps? Aside from birds and safely killing cats inside what's their use? Are they legal in town or just quiet? I'm about to buy a house in a small neighborhood and I'm pretty sure firing one is frowned upon there. I'm probably going to need to get a pellet gun soon also.

I'm hoping for this bike to be a 200+ HP V4 that has a full electronics package, race ABS and light weight. Something better than my 1199. I went and put a small deposit down on the potential one earlier this year, just in case Honda builds one and I can swing paying for it. I didn't want to miss out. I had a '00 RC51 when it first hit our shores. I was first in line at the dealer for that, but it was much cheaper than this one probably will be.

But as many have pointed out, the rumors have been flying for years. But, patent filings could be linked to this coming true.

Biggie

The rumors are popping up more and more so I think it will be a reality soon.

There have been rumors about this for awhile now. Last I heard it was going to be pretty pricey but I've wanted to give one a try for awhile.

My apologies. I jumped the gun on that one.

Same here my bad.

Get in line!

Well his name is bad train driver.

www.levis.com

Dunno. Link won't work for me. I "don't have permission to access...".

I'll think twice before posting up a deal next time, though. Really wasn't worth searching and researching to see if someone had already posted it. Trying to save folks some money, and instead of "thanks for the lead" I get something like this.

Originally it showed up that you had posted it twice. I just clicked on the link and got the same message. Don't know what happened to the other.

Wow, you guys are brutal lol

You know you thought the same thing. If not your at least curious now.

The deal so good it gets 2 threads.

http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=101085

Does this count as a repost?

Where the hell is Krystn? Did we all forget about her?

According to Facebook she is always at World of Beers Easton.

With the power the modern 600's put out the way most people see it is if you need more power why settle for less? I know if they put a 1400 in a lighter sportbike I'd probably buy it just because. I know I don't need all the power but I want it. It's a blast to roll into all that power. I love running up the mountain roads here in first and second gear at about 75-80mph getting on the gas and feeling it pull away.

Depends in where I am at the time. If I'm watching TV in my den and someone starts to kick in my door then the basement safe is closer and quicker to get to than the bedroom safe and I can get to it without being visible from the door.

I keep them in a safe because I have a child, so leaving loaded guns around the house is baaad, m'kay? I can access each safe in just a few seconds, all keypads.

Not gonna make a stand in the basement - no other way out. Plus there's no way to be sure my family will all be close enough to "gather" before the BG gets in, so my wife is trained in gun handling and shooting too. No matter where we are, we're always closer to a loaded gun than anyone who tries to kick the door is is to us.

Didn't realize you had multiple safes in your house. I understand the child issue and having a newborn I've been thinking about that a lot. I prefer the shotgun as a home defense gun but that's personal preference. Awhile back someone posted a link to a setup mounted to a bed with a vehicle style gun lock. I'll probably go that route along with a lockable drawer in a nightstand that's unlocked at night. I use my safe for storage but most of my handguns are loaded in there. While I'm awake and around the house I have my duty gun either on me or pretty close.

As far as the rounds going off in a fire the way I've understood it to be like is if they are not in a chamber there is nothing to direct the blast. So the bullets do more of a case splitting than firing. Could it hurt someone well anything is possible. The fire fighters most likely won't be in the house unless there are other people to get out or they have the fire pretty well contained and feel its safe to enter.

If your concerned about one extra round pay for a larger magazine then you won't need to worry about the chambered round during a fire. Or store it upside down.

yummy yummy apple pie moonshine!!

Drinking a jar of this is not = to drinking a jar of moonshine. Most recipes are 1 quart moonshine to 1gallon cider and 1 gallon apple juice. So 1 quart (the size I'm assuming your calling a "jar") of apple pie is equal to about 1/8th of the jar in straight shine. It's a lot weaker then regular whiskey. Just saying.

I don't see the point of keeping the loaded gun in a safe especially if its not going to be in an area you will be near by. If its a defense gun what exactly is your plan? Run past the bad guys to the basement unlock the safe and return before they do harm to your family? Or gather your family and move them to the basement and make a stand there?

It's moonshine. I don't get horny drunk with that. That's only whiskey that makes me frisky. So maybe ill just stick to whiskey tonight an make it up to you

Moonshine is the best whiskey.