1) I played the flute in band and enjoy musical theater, but I’m not gay. 2) My wife got pregnant three months after my vasectomy….he’s mine, so don’t go there. 3) I have done well in a career that I love. I actually look forward to going to work, but I still enjoy my off-time. 4) I was the first varsity goalie on the first soccer team that my high school had. I wasn’t bad either. 5) My father went from piloting a 49 foot sailboat around the British Virgin Islands in July to being diagnosed with cancer and dead by the end of August. I still pick up the phone to call him….. 6) I don’t do a good job keeping in touch with old friends. In fact, it dawned on me the other day that my only friends are those whom I pay. I have to wonder if my jokes are funny. 7) I enjoy solitude. 8) Watching the sun come up over a dense wood from 15 feet up in a tree stand is finding God. 9) Speaking of whom, I’m not a fan of religion. Karl Marx said it best… “Religion is the opiate of the masses”. Not criticizing spiritual people, but I do believe that organized religion is man’s crafty crowd-control creation. 10) I once heard a simple quote that made sense to me. I try to live my life by it, but as with all people, I screw it up sometimes. “Do the right thing because it’s the right thing to do and not because someone might be watching.” PS... The font is different because I did it on a word document first and then copied and pasted... 1) for spelling and 2) because I don't like to log in for a long period of time on the work computer. Big brother is watching.