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  1. gen3flygirl

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    They posted a picture of him hitting 100 the other day on Facebook. The number 1 guy cheats he comes in with his buddies and put theirs on his tap to get the points then they pay him cash. I'm at 120 now so they are lazy about updating. #2 is one of the investors and the dad of one of the bartenders, super nice guy.
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    Woooo! Steve Crain knew I was going on vacation and was trying to catch up, he was only 20 behind me a couple of days ago.
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    Good question! Just the Easton one. I get back in Columbus tomorrow so I will probably be hitting them up. I think I may have lost my #3 loyalty spot while I was on vacation
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    Just checked WOB has it on draft right now.
  5. From Facebook. I felt like ninjachick was out postwhoring me so I needed to do something
  6. I'm a maybe. I will be back in town Thursday
  7. Snot if you guys go come late January early February if you want to see whales. We have done a few 6 am sunrise whale watches that have been spectacular. We had two swim right under our boat and then breach right in front of us. The pacific whale foundation is a non profit group that guarantees whale sightings so I would suggest them. Pics and videos to come later.
  8. I'm still in Maui so I don't give a fuck about your snarky comments
  9. That awkward moment when you are laying face up naked and the Eastern European girl giving you a body scrub comments on how nice your skin is
  10. Lol. You should have lots of money freed up now. Snot if you end up going to Maui go to mamas fish house. Somewhat on the pricey side but really good food and awesome location/ decor.
  11. If you end up in Maui go to a breakfast place called "the gazebo" it is located behind Napoli shores apartments. Probably some of the best pancakes and breakfast fried rice I have ever had and the view is killer.
  12. This! Sometimes guys pay alot of gum jobs
  13. As much as food service industry sucks I suggest working for a restaurant for as long as you can. It teaches you good people skills and then when you get into job interviews and they ask you to discribe a situation where you didn't get along with a coworker or patron you will have more than enough stories.
  14. View from dinner tonight. We ended up seeing a whale playing in the bay.
  15. No kidding! This guy was pretty clever too Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters Do get the occasional trim. New bird on the stage, nearly half my age My purchase a bit of a whim The instruction book did not get a look I thought I knew how to use Veet Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower Spreading it liberally all over my meat I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap Pushing the limits i'm sure I wanted to groom in the valley of doom Now my starfish is bleeding and raw I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm Leaving me all of a fluster You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak With the heat from my genital cluster. Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket It does add an inch or two A full week past, how long will it last? Still unable to sit, stand or poo. You may well cry but tears will dry, Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars, My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes So i'm happy to award it 5 stars
  16. One of my favs As a highly competitive amateur athlete, I have long been aware of the benefits of a highly polished scrotum pole and hair-free saddle-bags, especially when going for the `longer look' as displayed by Linford in his famous lunchbox. Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat. He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try. Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork. I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared. When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off. Now I can hear you all thinking that none of this is particularly extraordinary, especially given the reviews that you have already read. However, when I tell you that I am 45 years old, 5' 4" tall and weigh 15 stone, and I used to do the shot-put that should put things into context. As this is an Olympic year I think Tagnutt and Mandeville or whatever their names are, should be redesigned with hairless nether-regions and the British squad should use my technique and be sponsored by Veet, although I don't recommend it for the beach volley ball team. 5 Stars from me.
  17. My friend sent this to me in a text and I have been dieing laughing at the reviews. Be sure to hit the little plus sign to read all of it. http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=aw_d_cr_drugstore/278-6214019-8963851
  18. No I came with my grandparents and mom so everything was paid for by them. Airfare was paid for via credit card points, first hotel is hale koa which is the military hotel so fairly cheap. The hotel on Maui is a different story but my grandparents are getting older and wont be able to do long trips so they are willing to pony up the money.
  19. Are you in IT? https://my.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/334584600
  20. Yesterday was beach/ sightseeing day. Today is Pearl Harbor and all that jazz. We head over to Maui tomorrow an will be doing some diving over there.
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