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  1. Ok, let's have a heterosexual bike parade. Who's in?

     

    Don't the HD riders do that every weekend in the summer? I think it generally ends at the local bar.

     

    You have a very narrow outlook Polygamy, Bestiality, looks like consenting adults to me Pedophilia may be way out there but the way our society is progressing morally in may be in the realm of things in a few hundred years. If history really repeats itself I once heard a story of Sodom and Gomorrah

     

    Ahhh the slipper slope argument. It is a classic argument for the people that can't really make valid points. Please continue.

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  2. I grew up in a LEO household. I seen first hand in the 80s that most of them are just bullies with a badge.  All the ones I have meet have had issue.  The ones I knew got their jollies from being dicks, and would get into "one up" contest between their selves.  Honestly I don't think the corruption has gotten worse, it has been this way since the 80s'.  I think we just see it more now because everyone films everything.  

     

     

    1984 is happening, Orwell just got the date wrong. 

  3. if your insurance doesn't provide you a lawyer, yes absolutely get one.

     

     

    That is what is making this worse, My insurance (Grange) is the same as the person who hit me. So they are not going to provide me a lawyer to fight them.

     

    Hell they would not help last spring when the guy with state farm rear ended me.  State farm gave me a check for half of the cost of the repairs and said that was all they were going to pay. 

  4. Make sure you see your doctor about the pain, or go to an urgent care.  Document it.  Turn it over to your insurance.

     

     

    Yea the insurance that is already trying not to pay anything!!!  I really think I need to get a lawyer for this.  I am tired of people hitting my jeep and it never getting fixed.

  5. Who are you angry at?

     

    Oh, also "would have t-boned me" "failure to obey traffic control device"  :-)

     

    The rant was for 

    DerekClouser, on 16 Oct 2013 - 12:24 PM, said:snapback.png

    Are you inferring that women are bad drivers? If so, well done.

     

    I get pretty pissed off at shit like that.  Given my shoulders and neck hurt as well as a headache, I am already in a mood.

     

    and another...

     

    "It was me being aware and driving defensively that kept this accident from being worse than what it was."

     

     

    Yea yea, English (both American and Her Majesty's English) have never been my forte'.

  6. Are you inferring that women are bad drivers? If so, well done.

     

     

    :rant: 

    For the record, I am a woman driver, and as a few on here pointed out, it was me being aware and driving defensively that keep this accident from being worse that what it was.  Had I not been aware and stopped as soon as I seen what the other driver was about to do, she would of t-boned me and most likely seriously injured me and herself. 

     

    :yousuck:  :thefinger:  :thefinger:  :thefinger:  :thefinger:  :thefinger:

  7. Did she admit to running the red, or is she claiming he had the green? Witnesses?

    She confessed when we first got out of the car, not sure what she told the cop. A witness did stay to back me up. When leaving the cop told me she was at least getting "failure to abey a traffic signal"

  8. Not on the bike, but on my way to work today in my Wrangler.  I had the left turn arrow to turn East, a teen texting and driving going west ran the light at a high rate of speed.  I saw that she was not going to stop, so I did, I was a foot into the lane.  She bounced off my bumper and off the road and took out the post that holds the push to cross button.   Another foot or 2 into the lane and I would be at the hospital instead of home.  Really crappy way to start my day.  I will post pictures soon.

  9. Someone one posted to the person who bitched to Craigs list about this post.

     

    http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4124539806.html

     

     Red jeep post flagged To the looser who flagged the Jeep ad written by a genius. ..you sir/madam need to get a life..this man wrote an ad that that reached me in California in one day...an ad that was funny, insightful, and hilarious. .you are a jerk and need to get a life. If you cant find houmor in what this man said...I am REALLY glad i dont know you.
  10. A Jeep friend sent this too me.  I found it too funny not to share.  I am glad to know according to this guy, I qualify to own a Jeep.  (My Balls of Steel are kept on my chest where I can show them off)

     

    http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html

     

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    1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
    220K Miles
    4.0 L in-line 6
    4WD
    AUTOMATIC Transmission
    Bright Red
    Straight Stock
    Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
    POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!

    $1750

    Here's the deal, kids:
    This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
    It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
    It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.


    If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
    If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
    If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
    If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
    If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
    If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.


    If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
    Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
    Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
    While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
    Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
    Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
    When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
    Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
    -could you not care less?
    Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
    Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
    Do you still miss your first ride?
    Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
    Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
    Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?


    If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.

    DETAILS:
    -I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once.
    -I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
    -The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
    I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
    -It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
    If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
    -Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
    We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.
    -Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel.
    -Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter
    A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will.
    Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain.
    -The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ.
    -Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly
    -Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans:
    Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires.
    Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
    -Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her.
    -Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.

    QUESTIONS:
    -Why are you selling?
    I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
    Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.

    -What's wrong with it?
    Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
    And it's pissed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.

    -Does the 4WD work?
    Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.

    -Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
    No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.

    -Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
    No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
    Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road.
    I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.

    -Why is it still stock?
    Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
    I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.

    -Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
    I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!

    -Would this make a good car for my daughter?
    Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
    Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.

    -Can you deliver?
    Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.

    -Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
    Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
    No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.

    -Will you ship to -?
    No. See above.

    -No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
    That's great, I don't give a shit. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
    Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
    But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an asshole - then no sale.

    -Why are you such a dick?
    Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

    Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.

     

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  11. Your right about 2 of the 3, hell even about the flag in question. Its the manipulation of the american flag to fit their agenda.

     

     

    Well lets get the Germans, Italian, and any other country that has any stripes, because they are just manipulating our flag. 

     

     

    What's the real issue?  Why are you such a hater?

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