here is how i recall the nite
scott and i were sitting in the parking lot in cleveland and after the fighting with the cleveland fucks, we were all hot and bothered.scott had been complaining about a lower pain in his back. i respond with " i have tim tebow hands, i can help you out" without any hesitation, he accepted my offer. he laid on the concrete , i pulled off his shirt, and started to rub his back where he said it hurt. lucky for me, alex had some baby oil with him and let me borrow some while he sat in his chair and watched. alex watched like a lion looking at a gazzelle, i think he had the rape eye. non the less, as i was rubbing scott down we were talking about life issues nothing to personal, and i noticed he had taken his pants off. I didnt take his pants off, he did. he rolled over and asked me to rub lower. we looked into eachothers eyes and we both knew what he wanted. lucky for him i was low on gas and he had a $20 bill hanging out of his camaflouge thong and the only way to get it was to go for gold. i did what i had to do. once my oiled hands brushed against his shaved, tan, soft genitals, he freaked out, put his pants on, called me gay and left. now thats the real story. and alex was jerking off the whole time.