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  1. phil

    Flame war

    And who the fuck is this corn ball??? This guy would get his ass kicked if he came out to a meet doing some clown ass shit like this. Please waive your money around like that outside of your mothers kitchen you broke dick ferry. Note to self, adults don't take pictures of cash, they drop the black card. Do us all a favor, bring that money, and your car and race the grand prix. I'll give you the hit since I know your ragged out Honda needs help.
  2. phil

    Flame war

    And as for Chris- stop fucking posting you short, fat, chladmyia having retard. U are suppose to be a sponsor. Granted your company fucking sucks but a sponsor non the less. You are not even a troll, you are the fucking munchkin from the wizard of oz, we get it, you bought a car that I wouldnt stick a dog in. it's not fast, it's not cool, it's a fucking pile of horse poop. Yeah your cool because you associate yourself with us at meets, but you act just like the ricers. You draw too much attention to yourself that is unneeded, your not me. When I do it, I get shit done, when you do it, I have to come clean it up. You almost killed your wife because your too dee dee dee to relize when it's ok to race and not. News flash rainman, rain plus slicks does not say let's race. Scott went and got a tetnus shot after riding in your car. You are our embarrassment, do us all a favor, stop fucking posting. Do what Leigh does, come out, stfu, and let the men talk. When I go out of my arena, I shut the fuck up and let the men talk. Learn your place
  3. phil

    Flame war

    Oh and I forgot my favorite James/ spam- you are the lowest piece of shit on this board. You are the dripping after though of runny shit, you are the part of semen that makes my hoes spit. How do you even live with your fat ass self? Let's do the run down. Now I dont kno u, but what I know is this.... You live with your grand mother while posing to attend school while your dad pays for your living expenses because he thinks your trying to better your life while all your really doing is taking up oxygen that old people could be using. Some how you forced your overweight self onto some poor or desperate skank who unfortunately reproduced from I sure to be pre mature ejaculation. Now you won't spend your time with the creation you came up with but instead buy car parts for a ride that you can't put together because your in way over your head. To top it off you attempt to bench race and fail miserably for that lousy fuck you call an uncle only to find out it didn't happen. Then you break his car while trying to "test" it out, or knock off some dig pulls and now won't pay up for your mistake. Seriously, if aids had aids you would be it. I hope to god Patterson lights your shit on fire and sends you the remains you fuck. I personally think people like you are worse than herpes.
  4. phil

    Flame war

    U? Naw I'll just stick with stuck up lol
  5. phil

    GoodGuys Friday

    Looks like lelanis and she was whipping your ass
  6. phil

    Flame war

    Here is my list of Cr kitchen warriors Phil- arrogant, self indulged dick head Hal- angry, snobbish, look down everyone Asshole Steve- meat head Dover- angry meat head Cody- immature, no confidence, easily swayed pussy Aj- trashy Ginger Brandon- a dancing jungle bunny Scott- a whiny middle aged hillbilly Paul- ???? Gape- an outsider, never really accepted in large groups so instead of just admitting defeat, he embraced bein an outcast and wanted to rebel Ray- as usual your old, but more like an old pimp. I'm swinging from your nuts ray. Brian Carter- you are the Cr of Bryant gumble Doc- you are older than ray, but no pimp. You are dumble dorf Alex- nothing new, your still the dirty Ginger Leigh- your a mystery to everyone else, but I know the real Leighburt. The one who is has OCD. Yes you do, yoo obbess about being fast because this is your rookie season, you will learn grass hopper. But non the less your still a grease monkey Fuck you cr
  7. It's faster to take the freeway :irony:
  8. phil

    GoodGuys Friday

    Were you watching the auto x event? I thought I saw you when I was talking to aj
  9. phil

    GoodGuys Friday

    I kno the feeling
  10. phil

    GoodGuys Friday

    Go 2 for 40 if u want em
  11. phil

    GoodGuys Friday

    On our way down right now
  12. phil

    Flame war

    For what he was saying to the new guy. Not once did I tell Hal how cool he was while we were battling. Me and Hal have been doing this for 4 years now. Nothing we say at this point is suprising. You on the other hand try way to hard to fit in.
  13. most of those cars that army worth that much only drive during their events. And they are worth quite a bit, I drove past steves turbo ls1 car on the free way and he may have been doing 60 mph. What would you say to him?
  14. phil

    Flame war

    Why do you always do that?? Cody- I'm going to try and flame u then make u my friend by complementing you. Call you useless to the world and try and make nice. Either bash someone full out or don't. Stop being a flip flop pussy Steve " get off the roids" clearly you can't get that big by working out and eating foods that will help you gain weight in a healthy sculpting manner
  15. He's got the Dover shoulder shake bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  16. QUOTE=SinisterSS;1401460]that's what happens when you let a woman move in, you get to do all things SHE wants to do, and hang out with HER friends. now after posting this I'll have to edit it later so she doesn't read it and send me back to solitary confinement for the next year Easy steps on how to avoid being "hoed" 1. Never let a woman determine your plans for the night. You allow her to think she made the plans, then you tell her that it was your idea to hang out with her friends. 2. Don't ever let a woman have your cellular device 3. When sexing your woman, you are not allowed to be fucked. God gave you the rod of power. You fuck the dog shit out of her and let her know whose boss. Example: when you allow your woman to be on top, her only job is to get off then get off. If she is throwing you around, choking you , smacking you, banging your head against the head board. You get up and walk away. Don't ever allow her to work you out. Now once you have allowed her to get off, you flip that skanky panty dropper and pound her her she is some dirty whore. Most chicks dig it.'pull her hair, smack her ass real fucking hard, push her head down and hold it there with your foot. This way she knows whose the king of the house. 4. When making plans, don't ask, tell her what your doing. I.e hey babe, we are going to the car meet tonight. /'then walk away, don't linger around for a response because she will give her opinion, which is worthless. 5. When she gives you the look, always play dumb and look away, never make true eye contact with a woman. They can mind fuck you 6. It's ok to be in love, it is not ok to be confused. Either your pimp'n or your lov'n. No in between . 7. The biggest rule of all..... You are a man, you are bigger, you Carry a tone which she can never match. When your girl attempts to back talk you, you look her dead in the eye and say this, "'woman, your job is to back me up, meaning I'm leafing and your following. If youmcant be the Indian in my boat, you can't drown in this river" then walk away. Don't wait for a response. Now this contract is always void if she is making all the money, at that point, nut up and be a lap dog. Nothing wrong with going to the pottery show in a new z06
  17. phil

    Happy bday ray

    You old fuck! You just got older, how is this even possible? I think your Older than your own mother. I hate you!! Happy b day
  18. Because they spent more money on a fender than you have in your account is why they ride slow. Plus they ride slow so you can check em out. Obviously you looked
  19. phil

    GoodGuys Friday

    Can I haz free flooring?
  20. You will get the non handle end if you keep talking about other men arousing you bitch! Now call me daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. Haha I pulled myself over. He was like I knew you two were gonna do it, he was cool about it he was acing like he was gonna rAce us
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