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Where?

Paul here is what you do. 1. Creep in the room naked 2. Make one or two Mildy loud sounds to test how deep of a sleep she is in. 3. If she doesn't wake up, crawl in bed with said boner, let the tip touch her butt. 4. If she scoots away, grab the damp white cloth I left under your pillow, place it over her face and wait 5 sexonds. That's .1 seconds. And do the rabbit pump on her ass. But if she nudges closer to said boner, then she wants lil Paul. That is when you put your arm around her until your grab semi hard nipple. If nipple is not semi hard, then you make it hard. She will then grab said boner to make sure it's not a robbery dream. Want she relizes what's going on, get your rape face on. This is when prior stretching comes into play. Once you know she knows that you know, you attack like a lion on a wounded gazelle. Grab that semi hard nipple like a battery clamp, spit in hand and smash that vagina like it owes you 2 months of rent. After world 32 sexonds you will bust, tell her you love her, and inhale the damp white cloth I put under your pillow.

Who me?

Idk I like it

White guys and diesel trucks are like black guys on donks.

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I don't know what the loan is so when that comes about I'll post a number

Omfg James and Chris stop sucking eachothers dick and just fucking box it out. I will give the winner $100.'you two are the most worthless sponsors on this board. Jesus fucking Christ .

Will be out in the nova at good guys all day Friday and Saturday.

Whatever the loan difference is And you will be banned

Because you have aids!!!

Yeah i don't play poker but food sounds good lol

Bwhahaha yes , yes , yes

Jesus H james, you really know how to cock block. U will never be involved In the hustle

I hate you white hahaha

Dam that shit got busy

Reckless driving aye?

Yupp What u didn't think they could do it?

Paul!!!! Your becoming Craig!!!

I got an idea, let's kipnap him, stick him in a fast srt4 and tell him if he doesn't win us $5000 we will tell his gf he is street racing and she will leave him. Resulting in a win win for us. We get out friend back or we split $5k

you used the qoute from the princess bride

Punch yourself in the dick just to make sure it's still there cause your acting like a dirty vagina

I'm coming in strapped with an ak. Jus waiting for some shit to pop off in this mother......

Post only count when they are relevant. Is tech section, for sale, the passing lane. The kitchen and parking lot don't count