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First post on Cr via iPhone from Verizon. Spell check owns me now

What Is yours? I like caines or a taco. I'm faded as fuck but due to the first date bull shit I came home alone. I got rally's because I have not had it in a while but what is your drunk food of choice.

Idk I hear you pissed your diapers riding da boosA

Pm me I can help seriously

i saw a ton of bikes out today on my way from the airport, im going to pick the beater up tommorow ill be out cruising this week if the weather holds

work, blaze, eat, sex,sleep. in that order

bwhahahahaha, your facebook posts scare me.

well thats a forgone conclusion, if i fall off in a pool then i dont deserve to ride a bike lol

having childern, wagners sex life, roofies, falling off the bike, drunk irishmen, being jobless, herpes. everything else is a laughable matter

Will be out of town gots confrence finals, I'm down next week

Its still being over nighted! Just waiting patiently

Omg attention whore much? Yes it is mr needy jesus h

Its a good looking sweater, I got it from prince and the revelution. You ragedy bitches don't understand.

Naw, shit was tangerine that nite.

Leigh sucked me off somthing classy so big ups to him

Your being a whiny lil man! Put on your big girl panties, kill your boss, leave his will written to you, tell the cops the kid with the knife did it, sell the comapny, take the funds, build a lifetime and hire your own people!

Whateva tilt kilt let's go 830?

Tilt kilt or whatver its called 830 then drankin everyone is invited except for antwan

Take a shit in the heater core next time I'm over there and never tell you I did it!

Friday nite?

every time we go to the bar now I'm rocking the purp sweater for you samuel

Really with the sig? Really???

Umm paul, welcome to women, they are all like that. Yeah the first few months is sex sex sex, after that its bitch complain whine moan cry jerk off moan whine complain bitch sex. That's all in mon-thurs. Fri - sun is argue temper tantrums, and sex. Good luck lil man, invest in roofies and chlorophorm. Go to campus, pick a chick, hit her with the roofie, take her to your secrect layer, tie her up, and sex her twice. If its good, when she wakes up hit her with the chlorophorm. Do it 2 more times the ditch her. You never suprise sex the same victem 5x. They may consider it rape after 4. And no one wants that. Goodluck!

Id suck my own dick if it was possible

Man last week was blaze week. ( self entitled) and shit got nuts, we sat on a couch for 45 min every nite with 0 productivity! Wen u gonna come out here so we can chief!