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  1. shes drives a better car than i do,and you must have some woman domination issues. i like to sleep in the car, not drive
  2. no i was jerking off with one hand
  3. phil

    would you rather

    chunky milk would you rather fight mike tyson( in his prime) no gloves no mouth gaurd no ref until he decides its over or be roofied and not remeber a thing, but waking up in the middle of 2 gay men with strap ons and your naked
  4. sorry i was typing in the car on my phone. big fingers, little keys. btw why would you wish that upon anyone?
  5. for those of you that didnt really read the 1st post.
  6. most of you didnt even read the 1st post which makes this even funnier. for those of you saying " i was being disrespectful, being an ass, just answer the ?, dont talk back, blah blah blah. " you are just being argumentitive. when have you ever been pulled over and not asked why? i didnt bitch about the ticket. no where did i say omg we didnt do anything. i said " so you could see me not wearing a seat belt as we pulled out of wendys, but you couldnt see the plate which is directly in front of me??? i knew it was a legitimate question, then when he gave a bull shit answer, i didnt wanna argue, i said to give me the ticket so i could move the fuck on. so why didnt he just go back to his car, write the ticket and say have a nice day? why did he have to press the situation? the car doesnt smell like weed, we didnt smell like alcohol. the windows arnt tinted.its a black 06 ford explorer. wearing a hoody and jeans is dressing like a thug? funny part about that it, the hoody says ohio state, and my jeans werent even baggy. by no means was i wrong at any point, i didnt have to give him any info that did not pertain to the situation, how do i know that you ask??? my lawayer told me so. i never said this is racist, or that i knew my rights. but i do know enough that if your pulling me over, you have to give me the reason why you pulled me over if i ask. so get off your high horse about cops put there lives at risk and want to protect people from criminals. most do, but some just wanna push people to see what happens, because they are bored with there day.
  7. Oh he had his bases covered well, no one touched my gf, he actually didn't search me once I said I had nothing, but his words is what is going to get him fucked. I wasn't being a dick wen I asked about how he saw my seat belt but missed her plate that's a legitimate. Question. If he woulda said u have no seat belt on wen I saw you here's a ticket I wouldn't have said shit. But don't say one thing, then another to get 2x the worth out of it.
  8. I was jus pointing out the inconsistencies of his story. Funny part of the whole thing, I asked for the ticket 2x and my gf asked for it once. I knew my seat belt wasn't on wen leaving wendys so I said jus give me the ticket, how hard would it have been for him to walk back to his car write the tickets and move on with his day? Maybe your missing that point
  9. Ill try to upload sound bites later, I just found it hilarious how dumb this guy was. I'm like the days were you could verbally abuse people is over, there is way to much technolegy out here and big brother sees everything.
  10. So I'm in the passenger seat and we get pulled over. Cop comes up asking the basic questions, then looks at me and says I need your lisence. I'm like ok whatever, he claims he pulled us over cause there was no license on the front of the car, she states the lisence is in the window, cop replies, well I can see that since ur window is dirty. Then says I noticed u didn't h ave on your seat belt wen u were getting on the ramp, and I said no I put it on once we got on the ramp cause we jus got out of wendys, then I said funny thing, u can't see her lisence which is in front of me but u could see I had no seat belt on. He said well yeah your a biger obejct, and again reply, no you weren't looking for her license plate, you saw what you wanted to see, so please give me the ticket so we can move the fuck on. He asks me to step out of the car, because he wants to check the car. I laugh and kindly refuse. You didn't pull us over because there is no front plate, now that you see 2 young people in a nice car you want to question us. Sir give me the ticket and go on with your day. At this point I'm getting pissed cause there is no reason for him to have even pulled us over. He looks at me and asks why we were in mt gilead to begin with and my girl says , that's actually non of your buisness, that information does not need to be given to you for a routine stop on a front plate. Just write the ticket. He says she has a smart mouth and shit gets out of hand at this point. He radios in for back up, they show up 4 mins tops, they ask us to get out of the car on suspision of drugs. I bust out laughing, so I get out and he says he wants to check me for weapons, now mind you, I'm in a black hoodie, a pair of jeans and tims( boots) I'm like man profiling a bit much arnt we officer. He looks at me and says if I wasn't dressed like a gun toting drug dealer, this would all go over alit smoother. I look at hime and say I want you badge number, your police station number and your full name. You jus fucked yourself cause my lawyer has nothing better to do besides rip apart a police station. They search the car , find nothing, and write us both tickets. I have my info and it the convo was recorded on my phone. Can't wait to get home now.
  11. Yes they do........ I'm just saying ........
  12. phil

    would you rather

    Keep gape he is needed to get the chat box alive. Ban the other 2 no one cares for those 2 My threads took the romper room by storm and made it relevent in a non relevent way. Would you rather be forced to see brian lick his own ass Or Be forced to shove a non lubed dildo in brians ass?
  13. phil

    IRONY!!!!

    To all that congrats , thanks a lot it means a lot. Ben shanton duff, gape,dover thanks cause you guys all know how hard it is to be good at anything when you still have to deal with real life at the same time. To the people who ? Why this thread is even around, honestly no one else knows about my new contract. I just found it quite hilarious that what I do isn't real, but in the same sentence the number 1 athletic apparel company is putting there name in the mix and trying to promote a " non real sport" no racquetball doesn't define me, my accopmlishments and hard work do. If u must know I went to dayton and play football my freshman yr of college. Got red shirt, and couldn't afford it so I came to osu. Found somthing I liked and burried myself in it. Unlike most I dedicated myself 110% to my craft stuck threw it wen it wasn't good and grinded my way to the top. Most people buckle and quit because it gets hard. And if no one cared about my sport as much as you think, why have I played with multiple people on this board??? I've given people racquets, gloves, anything they need to promote my sport and get them to play more. No its not basketball, football, or even hockey. But it is a sport, maybe you should get off your fat asses and try and play, then tell me its not a sport.
  14. phil

    would you rather

    Knocking off grandma, she's got expierence Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer Or Sit ina whirl pool with 3 jews who jus shit and have to stick your face in the water to find ur wedding ring. ( and u have to be married in this hypothical situation)
  15. i say just run forget the distance
  16. well im looking at the white busa at cycle search but 20k (mi) and $6k seemed a little much. but its tits
  17. another question, what is considered high mileage for a bike ??? ive heard it all over the board.
  18. i was at ask picking up parts for my pos bike and the sales person said the same thing. i wasnt sure if she was jus trying to sell me or being serious. she said its just a better feel and easier to ride than a 1k. i think i learn pretty quick, and im pretty smart how i ride, so thanks for the confrimation on that note.
  19. this... i bought a beater bike, and rode the piss out of it. never dropped it, learned from people, never took the course, but i will in the spring just for knowledge purposes. just be safe and dont do dumbshit and youll be fine. i started on a gsxr 600
  20. we are not boyfriends, tyler isnt my type. no homo ive noticed this is a track driven site, but i figured id ask, i know there are a few straight line people here. im not ready to lean as hard as they do so ill just keep my pussy ass to going straight.
  21. ok let me give the full story since tyler knows all. i bought a beater bike to learn how to ride last summer after spending 3 yrs building a camaro that ran me over $10k and the shit never ran the way it should. i got fed up and sold it. most of my friends rode bikes and i was tired of cars, so i bought a beater bike and rode the ever living dog shit out of it. so fast foward to late dec, a friend at work moved from wisky here and ran into some financial issues, he had a busa (02) and needed to get rid of it. i bought it off of him for a cheap price and told him if he wanted it back i would sell it to him for the exact same price by the end of feb. well he and i are now going back and forth and he is going to buy it back next week. idk if im ready for a busa yet so thats why im asking about 1k. this bike will just be used for the fun drag race and shit talking, nothing outrageous, just a fun bike. now if i keep the busa then ill deal with it from there. im not some dumbass rolling through traffic doing stunts and flying around cars in traffic. thanks for the input
  22. i learned how to do it in 1 day with some good friends. all who have posted in here, its easy to do, just be smart and safe
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