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  1. " rob where are your keys?" " fucking chris has them" " why don't u yave ur own keys" " fucking chris has my keys" " ok but why?" " because he's way bigger than me. Miss , wanna go 200mph I have a vette" " with no keys , bring your ass on rob"
  2. phil

    Two-wheel Jones

    I was thinking the same thing Fag
  3. phil

    7/30 or 7.31

    Put in bay duh lol
  4. Bwhahahaha, I gotta pee. Silence ........ uncontrolable laughter. I peed on ur seat btw
  5. I was thinking the same thing
  6. On the floor cuddled next to joes toes lol. He was trying to find chris, but he was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up this morning. He couldn't put a full sentence together to sve his life. Except for" there's a fucking ihop around here, u guys are dumb there's an ihop here"
  7. Cory just wanted to feel real power
  8. Look bitch jus put the pizza in your purse Did u steal that? No I jus didn't pay for it Sir how much for your hat? Rob u can't sleep here people will trip over u, rob u can't sleep there either, no rob keep going. There's no room 128 I'm lost
  9. Omg I forgot about. Chloe awwwwwhahahaha Yota said some girl got on the boat crying and wen someone asked her what was wrong she said " I just got fucked in the ass" ben rothlesberger made an appearence More qoutes Have you ever finger a chick doing 130 mph? No but I have had sex at 130 am Yota- wtf guys I jus made a prk shout out on stage did anyone hear me??? Ummm nope but drink this mother fucker Can I get 10 cokes?
  10. Butt fuk her inner pooper bwhjahahahahaha Look at those two midgets fighting in her dress, mam in front of us has an ass on her Let's tip these golf carts over Peddle faster I have a vett. No keys . Someone drive my to westerville its 3 am Sir you are trespassing please leave, no I will not but I. Will leave lol There's a fucking ihop around here somewhere. Haha Zeebra print isn't for everyone, especially u mam. Lol qoutes of the night
  11. phil

    True life

    I've been saying this for months
  12. phil

    True life

    I've been saying this for months
  13. Wtf does that mean? You must be fat
  14. Look what happens when you post the meet spot on Tuesday.
  15. Camaro is alive but I'm not taking it riding in the murano let's do this
  16. Everytime that song comes on we must due shots. Ask paul lol
  17. This is a taco and burrito conversation.....NACHOES ! I saw all that I jus wanted to mess with him. Damd nerds always getting butt hurt online. I've decided I'm the coolest person here. Shanton is the smartest, rhett is a jerk off, paul is jus paul, miller is a cock tease, gabe is a closet heterosexual, and mojo.... well idk you yet so I have no comment. Tommorow should be intresting.......fag
  18. I'm not the one eating a dick everyone is eating my dick. Fag. Learn to comprehend newb. I can't wait, fuck the people who can't make it
  19. So yeah bitches droppin like flies. 3 of my hoes dropped out. But 2 r still in so u fags need to step up
  20. Gabe you newb. 1. Buy a bottle of grey goose 2. Buy. Between 3-6 bottles of gatordae 3. Put goose in gatorade. G&g 4. Take g&g with u every where 5. Get tanked for way less than ud spend in a bar 6. Profit
  21. Leave an upper decker
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