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  1. phil

    thank god!!!

    That would require you coming out of your cave. Since that won't happen there no need to wish. How tite is that leash getting? Have you purosed yet? Or is she jus gonna buy a ring and tell you when to show up?
  2. phil

    thank god!!!

    U and tim tebow can save the world together then. My money. Is hard earned and I'm not buying somthing that's on fire
  3. I'm about bitches and money, that fighting shit is for little kids. You start fighting. I won't help you. I'm trying to get in sum thongs, not put in jail
  4. phil

    thank god!!!

    I mean there isn't shit I could do. I laughed on the way home cuz I was 2 minutes from buying it. The car was nasty though, it jus blows that it went up like that. I mean his reaction was priceless, I was I woulda took a pic, but that would've been rude as hell
  5. phil

    To Paul:

    I will fuck you til you love me faggot
  6. phil

    thank god!!!

    We were talking about the dyno graphs, my back was turned to the car, he was like no fucking way, ran to the car poped the hood and all u saw were flames, he stared screaming I stood there and shock and he ran to grab the hose. I looked at my dude that I had brought with me and he was like welp let's go. He started putting the fire out and I told him like, not to be a dick but yea, that ain't gone work sorry. Shook his hand and bounced.
  7. Not with you driving shit will run 13s all day at 138mph
  8. phil

    thank god!!!

    Can't say so, if I woulda handed him $ and that happened 5 minutes later you think I would have got my money back? Fuck no. I was draggin the car out , I wasn't doing burn outs, drifting ect ect. I made 2 freeway pulls to maybe 60-115. Hop off your high. Horse, you woulda walked away to
  9. phil

    thank god!!!

    So I have been talkin to this guy all weekend about this 88 mustang. Built 306 with a vortec sc ? World class t5, 373 gears ect ect. The car was making low 5s on pump and mid on race gas and 20 lbs. He was going through some shit and had to ditch the car asap, I was at his house tonight going through the car everything looked great. Guy had paper work and dyno sheets seemed pretty straight. Very lil rust blah blah, so we take the car out I beat on it a lil, it was sick. As soon as we got to his house, smoke started rolling out, maybe 30 seconds later the car caught on fire. My guess is a fuel line got loose and hit the header cuz that shit went up quick. I looked at him said good luck and walked away . He put the fire out but the damage was beyond fixing.so ill crawl back to my little hole and wait for mine to come out.
  10. phil

    To Paul:

    Bwahahahahahahaha that's g r ozzzz There's not butt exploring going on in my room. Jus good ol fashion orgy. I got skankers, alchi and rhett.
  11. phil

    To Paul:

    Rite butt fucking now!
  12. phil

    To Paul:

    Everyone shave there puibs so paul can get his nappy goatee back. Gorilla glue and conditioner, it'll look brand new
  13. Step 1. Mack on hoes. Pick a skank before 1130 Step 2. Convince hoes party in hotel will rock Step 3. Buy hoe a drink, slip roofie catch as she falls Step 4. Bring oe to the hotel Step5. Have sex with limp lifeless body Step 6. Bust nut take girl to closest 24 hr resturant Step 7. Leave hoe at resturant fter getting food on hoes dime. Step 8. Go to hotel pass out Step 9. Leave island very fucking early Step 10. Laugh with friends about suprise sexing a hoe that will feel used and nasty. Final step Blame everything on ben rothlesberger ! Win!
  14. 168.99 plus tax And rhett wtf u jus invite people to stay in our room? There's like 5 people already. Plus rob stinks like a mother fucker Jkjk rob u can stay floors are everywhere I promis
  15. My shirt> yours bitch I need numbers! Awwwww I need my car awwwww I need cocain awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ok maybe no cocain
  16. Tel his fat ass to lose weight take out the seat and ride dirty
  17. Fixed at the la quinta on milan rd in sandusky sorry fuck n A
  18. What! I thought port clinton fuck I dodnt read the whole thread. I can cancel and move closer to everyone it don't matter.
  19. Its official, ill be at the best budget or sumtin like that in port clinton. There's like 7 people in my room but fuck it, after party at my place. Bring your own drinks I got the 151 and goose. Prolly gold schlagger and jager, but it'll be gone faster then it got there. I got a sick ass outfit. Cowboy boots and a belt. That's it, no sox no pants, giggity
  20. So is poking them with objects to see how far they will go.
  21. Do you want people fucking with you while u eat?
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