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  1. DIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIPSETDIpSET
  2. Im 99.99999993% positive I look way better than you in person, and online. Id rather be me, than be you trying to be me. ITS ALL ME BEECH
  3. I wanted to , but ginger doesnt want to give me a roadie the whole way
  4. phil

    Graduation Money

    water meet screen.. fucking tilly
  5. phil

    Graduation Money

    i got like $4k for hs graduation, spent it all on PCP Those broke bitches only gave me $2500 for college graduation.... Spent it all on pcp
  6. You truly have the most vivid hopes of man on man sexual acts. I thought a man of marriage would be more concerned with family, love, and life. Instead you are petty, childish, and honestly, a pitiful shame. Your entire life rides on this one race that was set up in a drunken rage by two other people. Now you only have one goal and that is to beat on some shit box dsm. Please re- evaluate your life, until then, stop texting me your dick. Ill give you thornes number, he loves dick pics
  7. Your wife makes me sammiches!!!! You have no come-back to this, none.
  8. No, Thorne, this represents you quite well. A wordy mouth, scared, fat bitch. Your internet skills show people exactly who you are. Again, I never directly called you out, I used your name as a reference. How you took that is your fault, maybe next time I will simply call you out by your pocket holding name. Your clients come from word of mouth, the people wont touch you or your tuning know of your work. who calls you a tuner, besides you:dumb: God bless you
  9. well you are not suppose to wear overskin in the rain, clearly it is not made for that. Im thinking nice summer days, let his hair blow in the wind with the top down playing JT super loud. Keep the tan up to date, and the abs paint fresh, should be seamless
  10. Greedy bitch! this is why we cant have nice things:fuuuu:
  11. one day i wish to be Tilly.... Not like him, but cover myself in his awesome cloak that he calls skin. I wanna be Dr. John Tilly
  12. IRONY SAYS THE GUY WHO PUTS UP BLUE LIGHTS AT CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!
  13. ATHEIST LOL THORNES TUNES LOL THORNES LIFE LOL THORNES BODY FIGURE GROCE THORNES SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH SCAMBO LOL THORNES AMOUNT OF FRIENDS L 0 L THORNES ABILITY TO BE AWESOME LOL you will never be me THORNES SCALE AT HOME LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THORNES RESPECT LEVEL AT CHASE-ZEROLOL PEOPLE THAT HAVE ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT HIM- 1( anthony gray)
  14. Thorne idk what is worse, your anus bleeding from stas shoving his arm up it looking for a tuner oryour jaws from sucking my dick so hard? Idk why you are so upset? your a pile of shit tuner whose only claim of life importance is tuning some 14 second Buick enclave. Seriously, there is 3 people in the world that have raced that car. congrats, and please tell us more about how awesome I am? l I greatly enjoy hearing others talk about me. the jelly of my awesomeness is dripping from your lips as you express your thoughts about me. Shitty lieing tuner is a shitty lying tuner. please tell us more about the cars that run for a few days then coming back because you fucked up. Its a good thing you hold scambos dick while he tunes.
  15. you just bring my rear end and we will have no issues:lolguy:
  16. Are you really going to compare the cars? I purposely picked up a pile of shit, You were fooled into thinking your car was awesome. I know all the parts going into my turd bucket, so far, you have a ray charles shot in the light of what is in yours. Some sales dick in BFE gave you a written documentation of what was suppose to be in the car. GULLIBLE isnt the word. If you think $1000 is going to get your shit in shape and ready, then by all means, please pass the joint you are smoking because $1000 is what you will need to get the motor and trans back in the car. Im glad you think of me so much, I think of myself that much as well, but its ok, its me thinking of myself. You just came out of the closet long enough to sniff under my nuts. Get a clue, I dont care what you say, I dont care what you do, this will all be settled on july 11th.
  17. I hate to inturprupt the show, but I need a brief intermission: Thorne, clearly our conversation went to far passed your understanding, let me dumb down my insults towards you. I wasn't referring to you and your goals, I was actually using you as a level comparison. EXAMPLE: John, it wouldnt be shocked if you were to thorne it up, and have to have your stomach pumped due to your high level of semen intake. See how i did that? I didn't say thorne you are..... When I use you as an example, I usually use in a form of low accomplishments, worthlessness, absolute last option, or dick Olympian. Please don't feel flattered im actually degrading you, putting you down, or in a nice way defecating on your livelihood. I live in a house now, but I wouldn't expect you to know that since everyone else knows. Ill make sure to invite you to the next house warming party. back to your regular scheduled programing John, by no means have I been rattled, or swayed by your eagerness to feel important. This is a sad ploy to show everyone how awesome it is to bench race. You are just making you and me look like a smarter, unentertaining version of IMS2/DWIGGS. Yes its funny to us, but i promise you, no one outside of our little group cares not one bit about this. You would have had a better response if this were fb, twitter, or a group chat. Im glad you have nothing better to do, maybe you should call Mike Ward to give you more tips on how to be average. Your boys gas'd you up, and now your fairy tale has drug you down the hole into wonderland. I have as much faith in your build/driving as I would letting thorne tune anything other than a peddle bike. Even then i would double check to make sure the tires dont blow up.
  18. didnt you just text me telling me your wife said that "You were allowed to have $1000 to put toward your car?" You bought someones hacked up pile of shit? As of right now, your car has done nothing but shake Mike Wards dyno before blowing the trans. Then you went and sucked Anthony Grays nuts so hard you have the same trans he does. You literally went to Charlie and said " OMFG I want the same thing Anthony Gray has" ( I was there, i seent it) If you are so confident in your game then why must you continually bring it up? No need for a reply, you are a little worried that a junk dsm may just be enough to out-run your caged race car. More than likely it will be a failed attempt on our part, but until then I will let you keep thinking of what may happen. You are a joke, your car is a joke, the only thing that isnt a joke in your car life is your undying dedication to facebook posts about other peoples cars. Oh, and buying Mark Carlyle t- shirts, you are a groupie whore, a name dropping slut, a true testament of living your dreams through others hard- work. You and thorne share a nap-sack full of fail and shame.
  19. Interesting, I posted this about someone else on fb.... Meaning this is a REPOST:dumb:
  20. naw, I know some people with way faster closets.. :cough cough: John Allen:dumb:. I just have the fastest closest in my house. Ive also stole half my roomates parts, but if I claim the parts they are mine. :fuckyeah:
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